1. Take the ‘Good Quarter/Bad Quarter’ Bank Quiz!Guess the sentiment, based on the canned CEO quote.
  2. hedgistan
    Turns Out ‘Black Edge’ Is a Hedge-Fund Term, Not a Fungal DiseaseTwo new profiles of the Most Interesting Man in Connecticut.
  3. white men with acronyms
    Barclays CEO Has a Turnaround Plan and It Involves Witty AcronymsLOL, WTF.
  4. whale fail
    Did Ina Drew Deserve the Boot After All?A counter-narrative emerges.
  5. white men with not as much money as they claim
    Banker Bonus-Comparing App Is Filled With LiesWhy wouldn’t it be?
  6. Banks Make Money; Jamie Dimon Makes Slightly Less MoneyHow will Jamie Dimon get by on $11.5 mil?
  7. zuck’d
    The Applefication of FacebookFacebook is learning to act its size.
  8. zuck’d
    Facebook Rolls Out New, Creeper-Friendly Search EngineIt’s called “graph search.”
  9. the perils of high-tech
    Phone Location Glitch Makes Las Vegas Man Really, Really PopularBut he’s not happy about it.
  10. white men with money
    Manhattan Is Getting More and More Hedge-FundyTake that, Greenwich.
  11. masters of the mew-niverse
    The Best Stock-Picker on Wall Street Is a CatOf course.
  12. white men with slightly less money
    A Better Way to Punish Jamie DimonCutting Dimon’s bonus won’t matter to him; instead, his board should push for better disclosures.
  13. hellspawn
    People Terrified by Giant Squid Have Hedge-Fund Manager Ray Dalio to ThankHe owns the submarine that found it.
  14. ink-stained wretches
    Time Inc. Is Preparing a Bunch of LayoffsBetween 500 and 700, to be specific.
  15. white men with money
    Breaking: Wall Street Bank Is a Sausage-FestCitigroup is heavy on Y-chromosomes.
  16. bankstas
    Separating Good Banks From Bad Banks in Two Easy Words“Secular” and “cyclical.”
  17. private iniquity
    California Teachers’ Pension Votes to Shun Gun MoneyCalSTRS is getting out of its firearms investments.
  18. white men with extremely literal motivation tactics
    Morgan Stanley CEO Forces Profit-Starved Executives to Violate Personal BubblesJames Gorman is using small rooms to get his points across.
  19. white men with money and nutrient shakes
    Derpalife: How a Health-Supplement Company Became a Hedge-Fund Pissing MatchWhat is the Ackman-Loeb Herbalife feud really about?
  20. things that are not real
    New York Post Gives Anthony Weiner a Fake Wall Street Job [Updated]The ex-congressman is still unemployed.
  21. penmanship
    Jack Lew’s Terrible Signature May Grace Dollar Bills NowObama’s Treasury secretary pick is a penmanship disaster waiting to happen.
  22. ai-gee thanks
    AIG Might Thank America for Bailout by Suing the GovernmentThe company could join a shareholder lawsuit against its rescuer.
  23. jobs day
    Final Jobs Report of 2012 Comes With No SurprisesThe economy added 155,000 jobs, and unemployment is at 7.8 percent.
  24. dispatches from silicon valley
    The Commuter Kings: Riding Along on Silicon Valley’s Exclusive ShuttlesHow do the titans of tech get to work?
  25. public apologies
    A Public Apology to CodecademySorry I never opened your e-mails.
  26. groin-thrusting incidents
    Groin-Thrusting Venture Capitalist Gets Off(Not like that.)
  27. the robot revolution
    Wall Street This Week Is Basically a Bunch of RobotsMerry Christmas, algos!
  28. private iniquity
    Can Pension Funds Be the Soul of Private Equity?They’re waking up to their own power.
  29. things that make us sad
    The New York Stock Exchange Is (Sort of) Moving to Atlanta What? How could this happen?
  30. white men with rightful claims to money
    Give William Bryan Jennings His BonusA humble plea to Morgan Stanley.
  31. liborgate
    UBS Li-Bros Were Amazing at Rigging Interest Rates, Horrible at SpellingSuperman, Captain Caos [sic], and other new members of Wall Street’s VIP rate-rigging club.
  32. nassim nicholas taleb
    Nassim Nicholas Taleb Will Crush Nerds and Bureaucrats Between His Massive PecsHe’s not a fan of Tom Friedman, either. 
  33. dumb things on the internet
    Why Are You Freaking Out About Instagram’s New Privacy Policy?Do you even know how the Internet works?
  34. gun control
    Major Gun-Maker to Be Sold Following Newtown Massacre [Updated]Cerberus Capital Management wants out of the business.
  35. gun control
    Newtown: Follow the MoneyWill investors in big firearms companies start to ask questions?
  36. the social media wars
    The Twitter-Facebook Rivalry Is Here to StayRound one, fight!
  37. Europe’s Bizarre Bonus-Capping PlanEurope’s leaders want to cap bonuses at banks. It could backfire.
  38. liborgate
    Bank May Plead Guilty to Something for OnceUBS is about to break the no-criminal-charges precedent.
  39. dangerous vcaisons
    Marc Andreessen Denies the Existence of the Middle ClassSilicon Valley’s most powerful venture capitalist is more than a provocateur.
  40. google rave
    New Google Maps App: A Good Innovation That Is Bad for InnovationI like it, but I don’t like it.
  41. club fed
    The Fed Puts on Its Superman Cape and Decides to Fix UnemploymentThe central bank implemented the so-called Evans Rule.
  42. Former Romney Adviser Taken Down by Keynesian CNBC PropGlenn Hubbard had an ouchie.
  43. bonus wars
    In Defense of the Wall Street BonusIt’s the best way to pay people, even if the amounts are outrageous.
  44. ai-gee thanks
    Bob Benmosche Unchained: ‘I Knew I Wasn’t Taking a Victory Lap Too Early’The CEO of AIG still feels underappreciated.
  45. kid gloves
    HSBC Pays $1.9 Billion Over Money-Laundering Claims, But Avoids Worse ThingsThe British bank got off without an indictment.
  46. ai-gee thanks
    The AIG Bailout Is OverOne of the worst chapters in our recent national history is nearly done.
  47. bloomberg views
    Three Good Things Mayor Bloomberg Could Do With the FTSome options, should Hizzoner decide to become a newspaper owner.
  48. the wall street holiday party search
    The Search for Underground Wall Street Holiday Parties Begins Now [Updated]Where is Wall Street getting its jingle bells on?
  49. paulson in peril
    John Paulson, It’s Time to Take a VacationThe hedge fund manager is having another terrible year.
  50. jobs day
    Hurricane Sandy Can’t Keep November’s Jobs Report DownThe economy added 146,000 jobs last month, despite the storm.
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