1. fi-cri fallout
    Financial Crisis Leads To Transformative Experience for Lehman QuantLehman Brothers trader Adam Garrett has become anime director Guy Orlebar.
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. white men with money
    Greg Lippmann Is Not a JerkHe just stonewalls middle-aged moms sometimes, but it’s for their own good.
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. ain’t no mountain high enough
    Jamie Dimon’s Stoner-Looking Yearbook Photo, ExplainedAt last.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. bring on the funkhouser
    Elitist Attitude Helps Uncover FraudOnce they saw he went to a bad college, it was all over for Kenneth Wayne McLeod.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. bogus
    Hedge-Fund Executive Explores Other Growth OpportunitiesAn executive at a Connecticut hedge fund is arrested for cultivating a huge amount of pot.
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. vengeance
    Hedge-Fund Manager Tells Off Friends, Ex-Fiancé via BloombergSara Grillo is angry.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. oracle
    Oracle Switches Out One Scandal-Ridden Exec for Another [Updated]Former HP chairman and CEO Mark Hurd taking the job.
    By Josh Duboff
  9. art
    Alcohol-Infused Lost-Painting Story Now Includes a Convicted Con ArtistPainting’s owner withdraws lawsuit.
    By Josh Duboff
  10. Blind Item: Which Goldman Sachs VP Is About to Be Thoroughly Humiliated by His Colleagues?Look out, Maserati-owning “34 year old Asian American VP at Goldman Sachs.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. in other words
    Richard Fuld’s Day in Denial“Lehman was forced into bankruptcy not because it neglected to act responsibly,” and other gems from today’s hearing.
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. awkward
    Man Gets Wasted, Loses $1.4 Million PaintingOops.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. the gorilla
    Richard Fuld, Victim“Lehman’s demise was caused by uncontrollable market forces and the incorrect perception and accompanying rumors that Lehman did not have sufficient capital to support its investments.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. wall street
    Women Don’t Work on Wall Street Because It’s AwfulA lot of people think Wall Street rejects women. In fact, it is the other way around.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. fi-cri fallout
    JPMorgan Might Close Down Prop Desks, Eventually, MaybeDepends on a few things.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. at least he was diligent
    Man Offers Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for Smoking Pot at WorkIs fired anyway.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. horror shows
    Barclays Executives Found Going Through Lehman’s Books to Be a Bloodcurdling Experience“Lehman’s books were in such a mess that I don’t think they knew where they were.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. business
    Number of New Jobless Claims Edges DownLess than 500,000 new people joined the unemployment line last week! (That’s still pretty bad.)
    By Avi Zenilman
  19. lost in translation
    In China, Goldman Sachs Is a ‘Manchurian Tiger’“The group creeps around the world, like a veteran hunter stalking its prey, when it smells blood it pounces!”
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. habits
    Pot, Pez Dispensers Filled With Smack All the Rage on Wall StreetThis explains a lot.
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. goldman sacks is more like it
    Goldman Sachs May Begin Selling UraniumCue the conspiracy theories.
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. stuck on you
    Tim Geithner Will Forever Be Tied to Goldman SachsWhether he likes it or not.
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. booze you can use
    Getting Wasted Key to Success on Wall StreetDrinking helps forge an “emotional connection,” says former Merrill Lynch salesman.
    By Jessica Pressler
  24. resurrections
    Bob Rubin Feels Loved AgainThe former Treasury secretary has found a young, firm … firm.
    By Jessica Pressler
  25. geroni ‘mo
    JetBlue CFO Flies Cross-Country, Collects GarbageApparently, this is business as usual.
    By Chris Rovzar
  26. the rich
    Citigroup to Provide Babysitting Services for Children of MillionairesThis could be good for all of us.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. the tourre tour
    No Settlement for Fabulous FabYoung Goldman Sachs executive faces trial, and maybe jail.
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. real estate
    Bill Ackman Has His Hands All Over Stuyvesant TownOr at least all up in one very key part of its debt.
    By Chris Rovzar
  29. lloyd of our lives
    Lloyd Blankfein Gets Out of Judging Book Contest on a TechnicalityHe’s a main character in too many of them.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. stealing virtue the carrianne howard story
    Stripper ‘Pretty Much’ Proves Goldman Did Her Wrong on YouTubeWas this woman smart enough to get a college degree? No, she indicates.
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. sticking it to the man
    Goldman Sachs Unimpressed By Street Art CampaignThe firm gives “Gold in Sacks,” stickers “a failing grade for originality,” but we think they’re kind of cool.
    By Jessica Pressler
  32. stealing virtue
    Goldman Sachs Drove Innocent Woman to StrippingThe Squid strikes again.
    By Jessica Pressler
  33. target
    Target Issues Apology After Donation to Anti-Gay, Conservative Republican“I realize our decision affected many of you in a way I did not anticipate, and for that I am genuinely sorry.”
    By Josh Duboff
  34. paul volcker’s so-called life
    Why Can’t Anyone Just Call It ‘the Volcker Rule’?He’s an old man! Let him have his rule.
    By Jessica Pressler
  35. white men who love orchids
    Steve Eisman’s Outspokenness, Orchid Habit May Have Caused Rift With Morgan StanleyWhen it comes to his own fund, The Big Short’s main character might be a little short-sighted.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. barnes & noble
    Barnes & Noble Up For SaleFounder may form investor group to buy company.
    By Josh Duboff
  37. bons mots
    A ‘Tsunami’ With ‘Shades of Kristallnacht’A brief collection of over-the-top metaphors the rich have ascribed to our economic condition.
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. real estate
    Trump Soho SuedFifteen owners feel they were duped into buying.
    By Chris Rovzar
  39. slatterns
    Connecticut Governor Jodi Rell Gets Her Pity Date With Hedge Funds“It’s nice to be wanted.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. goldman sachs
    Goldman Sachs To Abstain From Political Ad SpendingStatement on the bank’s web site is adjusted.
    By Josh Duboff
  41. eeyore
    Bernanke: Things Are Better, But Also Still BadThe Fed chairman is still cautiously pessimistic.
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. goldman sachs
    Goldman Sachs Blocks Downtown Resident’s Access to Discount FootwearThey’re having a hard time with it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. goldman sachs
    One of the Worst Things About Working at Goldman Sachs Is How Jealous Everyone Is of You“People envy you for working there … it’s pretty bad.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  44. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Local Woman Skeptical of Goldman Sachs’s Attempts to Make Neighborhood AwesomeWhat are they really after?
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. thanks for letting us know
    Recession Was Actually Worse Than We ThoughtThe Commerce Department releases new figures.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. the enforcer
    Citigroup Settles Subprime ChargesThe SEC’s Enforcer scores again.
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. innovation
    Wall Street May Have to Develop Complex System of Hand Signals, Gestures, to Communicate Shittiness of DealsNot only can they not curse on e-mail, financiers soon might not even be able to curse on the phone.
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. actually i’m able to get away with a lot because of it
    Goldman Sachs Executive Teaches MBAs How to ‘Leverage’ Human Qualities“I speak with an accent … actually, I’m able to get away with a lot because of it.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. media metamorphoses
    Blodget’s Business Insider Gets New VC BackerWith its new round of financing, the web mini-empire will now have more to spend than it’s been running on for the past three years put together.
    By Chris Rovzar
  50. pretty scary things
    Putting Billion-Dollar Bailouts in PerspectiveA pretty chart.
    By Jessica Pressler
  51. situations
    There Was a Situation on the Floor of the New York Stock Exchange This MorningThe cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ rang the opening bell.
    By Jessica Pressler
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