1. fi-cri fallout
    Banks Back in Control of the SituationFor the financial industry, things are finally starting to get back to normal.
  2. p-money
    John Paulson Is Upbeat on the Economy But Is Hoarding Gold Just in CaseJust in case, you know, society collapses.
  3. awkward
    ‘Killer Karofsky’ Used ‘Magnetic Personality’ to Seduce Co-worker’s WifeAwkward.
  4. Is Russell Simmons Helping or Exploiting the Poor?The hip-hop entrepreneur won a fee exemption for his “Rush Card,” but his customers are still getting charged.
  5. the third terminator
    Impatient Mayor Bloomberg Forms Coalition to Deal With ImmigrationBecause, as the mayor put it: “Somebody has to do it.”
  6. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Top Goldman Executive Deigns to Speak to Client With a Mere $2.7 Billion InvestedIt’s their new humility, you see.
  7. feuds
    Jamie Dimon vs. John Varley: ‘Two Big-time Bankers in a Very Big Dispute’CEOs haggle over billions.
  8. neighborhood news
    Foreclosure on Stuyvesant Town Okayed by JudgeLenders are owed over $3.6 billion — not that they’re going to get it.
  9. optics
    Lloyd Blankfein to Oprah?Let’s hope so.
  10. symbolism
    ‘Wall Street’ for SaleA symbol of American history goes on the block, for a relatively low price.
  11. white men with money
    Ray Dalio Will Tell You You’re a Slimy Weasel to Your FaceEven if you are his wife.
  12. booty at butner
    Madoff May Have Stashed $9 Billion, Says Chatty Fellow InmateMore gossip from Bernie’s fellow inmates.
  13. lloyd of our lives
    Goldman Sachs Gets a Small Reprieve From SECThe agency has granted their request for extra time in filing a response.
  14. china and the things that go on there
    White Dudes Are Still Valuable in ChinaIt really is the land of opportunity.
  15. white men they said wouldn’t last
    Let’s All Give Bob Benmosche a HandThe AIG CEO reaches an important milestone.
  16. slouching toward reform
    Citigroup Is Just Going to Go Ahead and Proceed Like Financial Reform Isn’t HappeningVolcker Rule? What Volcker Rule?
  17. passage to prison
    Flashy Purchases Were Ken Starr’s UndoingThe biggest one of which was apparently his wife.
  18. facebook
    Reuters: 2009 Facebook Revenue As Much As $800 MillionThat’s more than analysts expected.
  19. he said he said
    Jamie Dimon and Barack Obama’s Bromance Continues to Fade“They don’t understand how toxic they are.”
  20. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Pestering and Pestilence at Goldman SachsThe firm is suffering in lots of small ways.
  21. 21 questions
    Gerri Willis Would Like to Invite You to DinnerThe Fox Business News anchor answers our usual 21 questions.
  22. undignified exits
    Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Delisted From New York Stock ExchangeSee ya later, suckers.
  23. lloyd of our lives
    Goldman Sachs Thanks God for Doing Its WorkOr they should, anyway.
  24. catching up
    Coffee Talk With Jeff SkillingThe former Enron CEO may never touch money again, he reveals in a prison interview. Also, he is lonely.
  25. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Everyone Else’s Mistakes Are Goldman Sachs’s FaultIT WAS GOLDMAN MADE THEM DO IT!
  26. adorable things
    The Twinkle Takeover: Gay (and Gay-Seeming) Boys on the TV and at the MallIs it finally okay to be a 13-year-old sissy?
  27. ballsy crime
    ‘Wall Street Warrior’ Guy de Chimay Used Client Funds to Pay for Divorce, Hamptons MansionSo alleges the SEC, gleefully.
  28. econogeddon
    Nassim Taleb: There Are Actually Three Types of SwansAt least!
  29. fi-cri fallout
    All Investors Think They’re Sophisticated Until They Start Losing Money“We were just lambs being led to the slaughter,” investor in CDOs whimpers. Only without the blindfold, or the chain, or anything like that.
  30. the greatest depression
    Florida Scofflaws: We Were Taken Advantage of by Elitist New York PaperForeclosed-upon Florida homeowners object to their characterization of themselves.
  31. it’s pronounced ‘chevero-lay’
    General Motors Apologizes for Trying to Act FancyChevrolet: It’s French.
  32. fi-cri fallout
    Deutsche Bank Is New Haven’s ‘Foreclosure King’The German bank is deeply involved in the housing-market crisis.
  33. ponzied
    Diane Passage May Have to Go Back to the Old LifeThe SEC refuses to unfreeze Ken Starr’s assets, leaving his ex-stripper wife with only her dance skills.
  34. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Goldman Sachs Not Guilty of at Least One ThingThe AIG rescue at least wasn’t a “concerted” effort to save Goldman Sachs.
  35. rich men with sensitive undercarriages
    Blind Item: Which Plutocrat Will Only Wipe With ‘Ultraplush’ Tissue?Four Seasons staff scrambles to find toilet paper worthy of touching wealthy behind.
  36. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Australians Sue Goldman Over ‘Shitty Deal’“Oy! That was us that bought that!”
  37. crime
    Feds Raid Manhattan ‘Boiler Room’Thirteen arrested.
  38. heated exchanges
    Jamie Dimon and Kirsten Gillibrand Fight, Make UpThe JPMorgan CEO and New York senator have a “heated exchange.”
  39. jamie dimon is shaking in his loafers
    Chase Customer Comes to Defense of Hot Banker“If Chase fires her, I will stop banking with them,” says high-profile customer.
  40. lloyd of our lives
    FCIC Not Giving Goldman Sachs a Platform on Which to Sound Smart AgainNo way, no how.
  41. fi-cri fallout
    FCIC Annoyed That Goldman Sachs Is Making Them Work for ItHow are they supposed to know if Goldman committed fraud if the company doesn’t point it out to them?
  42. embattled minorities
    Debrahlee Lorenzana: ‘Enough Is Enough’The banker turned advocate for good-looking people’s rights speaks out.
  43. sometimes the clothes do not make the man
    What Do Arki Busson’s Bracelets Mean?Are they projecting nonchalance? Or something else?
  44. fi-cri fallout
    Bank of America Pays $108 Million Fine for Troublemaking CountrywideAdd it to their tab.
  45. the greatest depression
    Chamillionaire Is Latest Victim of Down Housing MarketRapper says his $2 chamillion house is now worthless.
  46. embattled minorities
    Debrahlee Lorenzana Now Too Much Woman For JP Morgan ChaseIf she doesn’t stop talking about how hot she is, the former Citigroup banker may be fired from her new gig.
  47. chat room
    Filmmaker Gets Into The PitThrown into a pit and brutalized by commodities traders, Johanna Lee emerged with a documentary.
  48. embattled minorities
    Citigroup Customers Speak Out on Too-Hot EmployeeHer beauty actually WAS distracting.
  49. jobs jobs jobs
    Unemployment Falls to 9.7 PercentBut the vast majority of new jobs created were census-worker positions.
  50. minorities
    Debrahlee Lorenzana Is Not Going to Get Fat Just Because You AreThe woman who claims she was fired from Citigroup for being too good-looking continues to fight against the uglies who try to keep her down.
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