1. foxes of finance
    Foxes of FinanceOur mostly subjective, entirely shallow, list of Wall Street’s hottest bachelors.
    By Jessica Pressler and Bess Levin
  2. roasts
    AIG’s Joe Cassano to FCIC: Beat Me, Chain Me, Whip Me, But Leave My Employees Alone“Don’t criticism them, criticize me.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. goldmanfellas
    Gary Cohn Can’t Spell, But He Is Not StupidGoldman’s COO can immediately suss out who is a “retread” and who is not.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. they sent them thank-you notes
    Breaking: New York Fed Officials Were Polite to BankersThey wrote them thank-you notes, an investigation uncovers.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. slouching toward reform
    Banks May Beat Congress Into Repealing $19 Billion TaxThanks, Scott Brown.
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. bridge and tunnel
    New York May Tax Out-of-State Hedge-Fund WorkersConnecticut is no longer safe!
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. quagmires
    Hamptons Property Fight Brings Indignant Tears To Terry Semel’s EyesIt’s the injustice. The indignity.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. fi-cri fallout
    Banks Back in Control of the SituationFor the financial industry, things are finally starting to get back to normal.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. p-money
    John Paulson Is Upbeat on the Economy But Is Hoarding Gold Just in CaseJust in case, you know, society collapses.
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. awkward
    ‘Killer Karofsky’ Used ‘Magnetic Personality’ to Seduce Co-worker’s WifeAwkward.
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. Is Russell Simmons Helping or Exploiting the Poor?The hip-hop entrepreneur won a fee exemption for his “Rush Card,” but his customers are still getting charged.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. the third terminator
    Impatient Mayor Bloomberg Forms Coalition to Deal With ImmigrationBecause, as the mayor put it: “Somebody has to do it.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Top Goldman Executive Deigns to Speak to Client With a Mere $2.7 Billion InvestedIt’s their new humility, you see.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. feuds
    Jamie Dimon vs. John Varley: ‘Two Big-time Bankers in a Very Big Dispute’CEOs haggle over billions.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. neighborhood news
    Foreclosure on Stuyvesant Town Okayed by JudgeLenders are owed over $3.6 billion — not that they’re going to get it.
    By Chris Rovzar
  17. optics
    Lloyd Blankfein to Oprah?Let’s hope so.
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. symbolism
    ‘Wall Street’ for SaleA symbol of American history goes on the block, for a relatively low price.
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. white men with money
    Ray Dalio Will Tell You You’re a Slimy Weasel to Your FaceEven if you are his wife.
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. booty at butner
    Madoff May Have Stashed $9 Billion, Says Chatty Fellow InmateMore gossip from Bernie’s fellow inmates.
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. lloyd of our lives
    Goldman Sachs Gets a Small Reprieve From SECThe agency has granted their request for extra time in filing a response.
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. china and the things that go on there
    White Dudes Are Still Valuable in ChinaIt really is the land of opportunity.
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. white men they said wouldn’t last
    Let’s All Give Bob Benmosche a HandThe AIG CEO reaches an important milestone.
    By Jessica Pressler
  24. slouching toward reform
    Citigroup Is Just Going to Go Ahead and Proceed Like Financial Reform Isn’t HappeningVolcker Rule? What Volcker Rule?
    By Jessica Pressler
  25. passage to prison
    Flashy Purchases Were Ken Starr’s UndoingThe biggest one of which was apparently his wife.
    By Jessica Pressler
  26. facebook
    Reuters: 2009 Facebook Revenue As Much As $800 MillionThat’s more than analysts expected.
    By Chris Rovzar
  27. he said he said
    Jamie Dimon and Barack Obama’s Bromance Continues to Fade“They don’t understand how toxic they are.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Pestering and Pestilence at Goldman SachsThe firm is suffering in lots of small ways.
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. 21 questions
    Gerri Willis Would Like to Invite You to DinnerThe Fox Business News anchor answers our usual 21 questions.
    By Vanita Salisbury
  30. undignified exits
    Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Delisted From New York Stock ExchangeSee ya later, suckers.
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. lloyd of our lives
    Goldman Sachs Thanks God for Doing Its WorkOr they should, anyway.
    By Jessica Pressler
  32. catching up
    Coffee Talk With Jeff SkillingThe former Enron CEO may never touch money again, he reveals in a prison interview. Also, he is lonely.
    By Jessica Pressler
  33. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Everyone Else’s Mistakes Are Goldman Sachs’s FaultIT WAS GOLDMAN MADE THEM DO IT!
    By Jessica Pressler
  34. adorable things
    The Twinkle Takeover: Gay (and Gay-Seeming) Boys on the TV and at the MallIs it finally okay to be a 13-year-old sissy?
    By Mike Albo
  35. ballsy crime
    ‘Wall Street Warrior’ Guy de Chimay Used Client Funds to Pay for Divorce, Hamptons MansionSo alleges the SEC, gleefully.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. econogeddon
    Nassim Taleb: There Are Actually Three Types of SwansAt least!
    By Jessica Pressler
  37. fi-cri fallout
    All Investors Think They’re Sophisticated Until They Start Losing Money“We were just lambs being led to the slaughter,” investor in CDOs whimpers. Only without the blindfold, or the chain, or anything like that.
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. the greatest depression
    Florida Scofflaws: We Were Taken Advantage of by Elitist New York PaperForeclosed-upon Florida homeowners object to their characterization of themselves.
    By Jessica Pressler
  39. it’s pronounced ‘chevero-lay’
    General Motors Apologizes for Trying to Act FancyChevrolet: It’s French.
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. fi-cri fallout
    Deutsche Bank Is New Haven’s ‘Foreclosure King’The German bank is deeply involved in the housing-market crisis.
    By Jessica Pressler
  41. ponzied
    Diane Passage May Have to Go Back to the Old LifeThe SEC refuses to unfreeze Ken Starr’s assets, leaving his ex-stripper wife with only her dance skills.
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Goldman Sachs Not Guilty of at Least One ThingThe AIG rescue at least wasn’t a “concerted” effort to save Goldman Sachs.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. rich men with sensitive undercarriages
    Blind Item: Which Plutocrat Will Only Wipe With ‘Ultraplush’ Tissue?Four Seasons staff scrambles to find toilet paper worthy of touching wealthy behind.
    By Jessica Pressler
  44. the goldman sachs pile-on
    Australians Sue Goldman Over ‘Shitty Deal’“Oy! That was us that bought that!”
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. crime
    Feds Raid Manhattan ‘Boiler Room’Thirteen arrested.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. heated exchanges
    Jamie Dimon and Kirsten Gillibrand Fight, Make UpThe JPMorgan CEO and New York senator have a “heated exchange.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. jamie dimon is shaking in his loafers
    Chase Customer Comes to Defense of Hot Banker“If Chase fires her, I will stop banking with them,” says high-profile customer.
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. lloyd of our lives
    FCIC Not Giving Goldman Sachs a Platform on Which to Sound Smart AgainNo way, no how.
  49. fi-cri fallout
    FCIC Annoyed That Goldman Sachs Is Making Them Work for ItHow are they supposed to know if Goldman committed fraud if the company doesn’t point it out to them?
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. embattled minorities
    Debrahlee Lorenzana: ‘Enough Is Enough’The banker turned advocate for good-looking people’s rights speaks out.
    By Jessica Pressler
  51. sometimes the clothes do not make the man
    What Do Arki Busson’s Bracelets Mean?Are they projecting nonchalance? Or something else?
    By Jessica Pressler
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