1. america the awesome
    Foreclosed-Upon Homeowner Fails to Be Pissed That John Paulson Made Billions Shorting His House“More power to him.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. secret weapons
    Top Goldman Executive Gary Cohn to Attend Obama SpeechCOO to pierce president with laser eyes.
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. charm offensives
    Goldman’s Blankfein Launches One-man Telemarketing Campaign in Defense of FirmJust because you’re too big to fail doesn’t mean you’re too big to get on the phone.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. early and often
    Obama Denies Goldman Case Was Timed to Regulation Bill, Distances White House From SEC“We found out about it (the SEC action) on CNBC,” said the president.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. the doughnut decision
    Citigroup Still Can’t Afford DoughnutsThis worries us.
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. fab fab
    Fabulous Fab Goes to WashingtonThe bond-selling bon vivant at the center of the SEC’s investigation of Goldman Sachs will defend his good name.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. Paolo Pellegrini: Duh, of Course ACA Knew We Were Planning to Short AbacusA deposition from the former Paulson and Company employee contradicts the government’s case against Goldman Sachs.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. goldman sachs
    White House Not Exactly Thrilled About Former Counsel’s New Gig“We weren’t consulted about the particular position,” spokesman says of Goldman’s new adviser.
    By Josh Duboff
  10. the gorilla
    Richard Fuld: Lehman Brothers Was ‘Risk Averse’The Gorilla remains defiant.
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. ballsy crime
    New York Ponzi Schemers Spent Ill-gotten Gains on a ‘Sexually Themed Cruise’How else would they celebrate?
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. fi-cri fallout
    Wall Street to Make Only Healthy, Nutritious Products From Now OnThat’s what some people would like, anyway.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. the rich hunt
    Mon Dieu! Attacked by Unfriendly Politicians, Fab Fab Flees BritainThe French salesman at the center of the SEC’s case against Goldman Sachs has left unfriendly England.
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. the backlash to the sachslash
    Wait: Might the SEC Have Had Some Ulterior Motive in Suing Goldman?We hate to shatter your innocence, but it is possible.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. earnings report
    Amid SEC Circus, Goldman Sachs Reports $3.46 Billion in Earnings“In light of recent events involving the firm, we appreciate the support of our clients and shareholders, and the dedication and commitment of our people.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. photo op
    Here Is a Photo of Vikram Pandit Holding a FalconFun!
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. white men whose hair is full of secrets
    Just So You Know, Citigroup Has Nothing to Do With This Goldman Sachs ThingFor once, Citigroup is grateful not to be like Goldman Sachs.
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. white men with big problems
    Fabulous Fab Is Taking a Little Moi TimeThe man at the center of the government’s case against Goldman Sachs retreats.
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. white men with big problems
    ‘Fabulous Fab’ Tourre Hated Housing Market, ‘Loved to Party’The bond salesman at the center of the SEC suit against Goldman Sachs seems fun.
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. photo op
    Who Wore the SEC’s Fraud Charges Best?Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein and hedge-fund manager John Paulson both stepped out this weekend in the aftermath of the SEC’s allegations against GS. Who looked most innocent?
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. earnings report
    Citigroup Thanks America Effusively for Allowing It to Make $4.4 BillionVikram Pandit likes you, he really likes you!
  22. fi-cri fallout
    Times: Top Goldman Executives Were Actively Involved in Mortgage UnitExecs including Blankfein got involved when housing market began to collapse, paper says.
    By Josh Duboff
  23. goldman sachs
    Goldman Prepares to Hand Out $5 Billion in Bonuses for Three Months’ WorkThey better get it while they can.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  24. goldmanfellas
    Jon Corzine Tries to Distract Everyone From Goldman Sachs Issues With Sexy Sexagenarian Love StoryAw, these Goldman guys will do anything for each other.
    By Jessica Pressler
  25. fi-cri fallout
    John Paulson Responds to Charges Against Goldman Sachs“Not our problem,” pretty much sums it up.
    By Jessica Pressler
  26. fi-cri fallout
    Maybe John Paulson Should Have Been Nicer to Paolo Pellegrini (Updated)Hell hath no fury like a hedge-fund manager scorned.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. white men with wings like angels
    Some Syracuse Students Are Psyched That Jamie Dimon Is Giving Their Commencement Address“The thing people don’t understand is that they think he’s just some leader of a corporation. But he’s more than that.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. fi-cri fallout
    Goldman’s ‘Fabulous Fab’ Expected to Be the Only One Left Standing When the Market CollapsedThe Goldman VP was impressed with himself for figuring out how to game the system with “complex, highly leveraged, exotic trades he created without necessarily understanding all of the implications!”
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. fi-cri fallout
    SEC Charges Goldman Sachs With Subprime Fraud (Updated)Says the firm let hedge-funder John Paulson pay them to structure a crappy CDO, then sold it to clients like it was awesome.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. vindication
    Merrill Lynch Acquisition Finally Paying Off for Bank of AmericaSomewhere, Ken Lewis is saying “I told you so.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. sorkinfreude
    Paul Krugman and Andrew Ross Sorkin Disagree on Even the Tone of Their ConversationSorkin said the conversation was “very cordial.” Krugman called it “not much fun.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  32. things that are unintentionally hilarious
    Dicks In, BJ’s Out at Bank of AmericaWhat? What’s funny about that?
    By Jessica Pressler
  33. the greatest depression
    New York City Is Wall Street’s Trophy WifeAnd we have an unfavorable prenup.
    By Jessica Pressler
  34. reality television
    Undercover Boss Looks to Wall Street FirmsCBS show looking for willing execs.
    By Josh Duboff
  35. dr. doom
    Who Wants to Have a Hangover Breakfast With Nouriel Roubini?Now’s your chance.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. personal ads
    Madoff Whistleblower Harry Markopolos Is Honest to a FaultWant to know how his employee’s marriage ended? He’ll tell you the whole story.
    By Jessica Pressler
  37. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Denies Existence Of Wall Street ‘Club’The JP Morgan CEO denies he played a part in shutting dorky WaMu CEO out of parties, solvency.
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. popularity contests
    Washington Mutual Failed Because It Wasn’t Part of the Cool Crowd, Says Former CEOEverything always comes back to high school.
    By Jessica Pressler
  39. the rich hunt
    JPMorgan Executive ‘Ran Like a Dog’ When Confronted by Angry Homeowners“He was scared to death because he doesn’t really want to talk to homeowners.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. nerd fights
    Andrew Ross Sorkin Responds to Paul Krugman’s ChallengeSorkin’s not going down without a fight.
    By Josh Duboff
  41. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Will Speak to Syracuse Students Whether They Like It or NotHe won’t even acknowledge their protests.
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. NYU Professor’s Admonition Becomes a Student MottoAt Stern Business School, “Get your sh*t together” is the new “Just Do It.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. web wedgies
    Paul Krugman Challenges Andrew Ross Sorkin’s Reporting“Andrew Ross Sorkin owes several people an apology” for his column this morning, his fellow ‘Times’ man writes. Ruh-roh.
    By Jessica Pressler
  44. inexcusable behavior
    Vikram Pandit, Wine WasterThe Citigroup CEO orders a $350 bottle of wine and doesn’t finish it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. the greatest depression
    The Dow Closed At 11005.97 Today!Who’s afraid to say the recession’s over, now?
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. the greatest depression
    Finally, a Broadway-Style Song About Credit Default SwapsIt’s awesome.
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. oh college!
    Syracuse Students Protest Jamie Dimon by Dancing, FacebookingSigh.
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. mysteries
    Former Merrill Lynch Executive Forced to Declare Bankruptcy Just to Keep a $14 Million Roof Over His HeadHow did things go so wrong for this tan man?
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. book club
    Hedge-Fund Manager/Author Eric Rosenfeld Explains How Magic Farts Can Affect Your Bottom Line“You used the word ‘gross,’ but it’s not gross. It’s beautiful.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. god’s work
    Fifteen-Year-Old Goddess Eyes Banking CareerFurther proof that the death of Wall Street has been highly exaggerated.
    By Jessica Pressler
  51. reckonings
    Chuck Prince, Robert Rubin Apologize for Not Being ‘Prescient,’ PresentLike they needed to be psychic to know the stuff on their books was crap.
    By Jessica Pressler
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