1. ballsy crime
    New York Ponzi Schemers Spent Ill-gotten Gains on a ‘Sexually Themed Cruise’How else would they celebrate?
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. fi-cri fallout
    Wall Street to Make Only Healthy, Nutritious Products From Now OnThat’s what some people would like, anyway.
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. the rich hunt
    Mon Dieu! Attacked by Unfriendly Politicians, Fab Fab Flees BritainThe French salesman at the center of the SEC’s case against Goldman Sachs has left unfriendly England.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. the backlash to the sachslash
    Wait: Might the SEC Have Had Some Ulterior Motive in Suing Goldman?We hate to shatter your innocence, but it is possible.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. earnings report
    Amid SEC Circus, Goldman Sachs Reports $3.46 Billion in Earnings“In light of recent events involving the firm, we appreciate the support of our clients and shareholders, and the dedication and commitment of our people.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. photo op
    Here Is a Photo of Vikram Pandit Holding a FalconFun!
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. white men whose hair is full of secrets
    Just So You Know, Citigroup Has Nothing to Do With This Goldman Sachs ThingFor once, Citigroup is grateful not to be like Goldman Sachs.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. white men with big problems
    Fabulous Fab Is Taking a Little Moi TimeThe man at the center of the government’s case against Goldman Sachs retreats.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. white men with big problems
    ‘Fabulous Fab’ Tourre Hated Housing Market, ‘Loved to Party’The bond salesman at the center of the SEC suit against Goldman Sachs seems fun.
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. photo op
    Who Wore the SEC’s Fraud Charges Best?Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein and hedge-fund manager John Paulson both stepped out this weekend in the aftermath of the SEC’s allegations against GS. Who looked most innocent?
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. earnings report
    Citigroup Thanks America Effusively for Allowing It to Make $4.4 BillionVikram Pandit likes you, he really likes you!
  13. fi-cri fallout
    Times: Top Goldman Executives Were Actively Involved in Mortgage UnitExecs including Blankfein got involved when housing market began to collapse, paper says.
    By Josh Duboff
  14. goldman sachs
    Goldman Prepares to Hand Out $5 Billion in Bonuses for Three Months’ WorkThey better get it while they can.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  15. goldmanfellas
    Jon Corzine Tries to Distract Everyone From Goldman Sachs Issues With Sexy Sexagenarian Love StoryAw, these Goldman guys will do anything for each other.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. fi-cri fallout
    John Paulson Responds to Charges Against Goldman Sachs“Not our problem,” pretty much sums it up.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. fi-cri fallout
    Maybe John Paulson Should Have Been Nicer to Paolo Pellegrini (Updated)Hell hath no fury like a hedge-fund manager scorned.
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. white men with wings like angels
    Some Syracuse Students Are Psyched That Jamie Dimon Is Giving Their Commencement Address“The thing people don’t understand is that they think he’s just some leader of a corporation. But he’s more than that.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. fi-cri fallout
    Goldman’s ‘Fabulous Fab’ Expected to Be the Only One Left Standing When the Market CollapsedThe Goldman VP was impressed with himself for figuring out how to game the system with “complex, highly leveraged, exotic trades he created without necessarily understanding all of the implications!”
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. fi-cri fallout
    SEC Charges Goldman Sachs With Subprime Fraud (Updated)Says the firm let hedge-funder John Paulson pay them to structure a crappy CDO, then sold it to clients like it was awesome.
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. vindication
    Merrill Lynch Acquisition Finally Paying Off for Bank of AmericaSomewhere, Ken Lewis is saying “I told you so.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. sorkinfreude
    Paul Krugman and Andrew Ross Sorkin Disagree on Even the Tone of Their ConversationSorkin said the conversation was “very cordial.” Krugman called it “not much fun.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. things that are unintentionally hilarious
    Dicks In, BJ’s Out at Bank of AmericaWhat? What’s funny about that?
    By Jessica Pressler
  24. the greatest depression
    New York City Is Wall Street’s Trophy WifeAnd we have an unfavorable prenup.
    By Jessica Pressler
  25. reality television
    Undercover Boss Looks to Wall Street FirmsCBS show looking for willing execs.
    By Josh Duboff
  26. dr. doom
    Who Wants to Have a Hangover Breakfast With Nouriel Roubini?Now’s your chance.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. personal ads
    Madoff Whistleblower Harry Markopolos Is Honest to a FaultWant to know how his employee’s marriage ended? He’ll tell you the whole story.
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Denies Existence Of Wall Street ‘Club’The JP Morgan CEO denies he played a part in shutting dorky WaMu CEO out of parties, solvency.
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. popularity contests
    Washington Mutual Failed Because It Wasn’t Part of the Cool Crowd, Says Former CEOEverything always comes back to high school.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. the rich hunt
    JPMorgan Executive ‘Ran Like a Dog’ When Confronted by Angry Homeowners“He was scared to death because he doesn’t really want to talk to homeowners.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. nerd fights
    Andrew Ross Sorkin Responds to Paul Krugman’s ChallengeSorkin’s not going down without a fight.
    By Josh Duboff
  32. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Will Speak to Syracuse Students Whether They Like It or NotHe won’t even acknowledge their protests.
    By Jessica Pressler
  33. NYU Professor’s Admonition Becomes a Student MottoAt Stern Business School, “Get your sh*t together” is the new “Just Do It.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  34. web wedgies
    Paul Krugman Challenges Andrew Ross Sorkin’s Reporting“Andrew Ross Sorkin owes several people an apology” for his column this morning, his fellow ‘Times’ man writes. Ruh-roh.
    By Jessica Pressler
  35. inexcusable behavior
    Vikram Pandit, Wine WasterThe Citigroup CEO orders a $350 bottle of wine and doesn’t finish it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. the greatest depression
    The Dow Closed At 11005.97 Today!Who’s afraid to say the recession’s over, now?
    By Jessica Pressler
  37. the greatest depression
    Finally, a Broadway-Style Song About Credit Default SwapsIt’s awesome.
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. oh college!
    Syracuse Students Protest Jamie Dimon by Dancing, FacebookingSigh.
    By Jessica Pressler
  39. mysteries
    Former Merrill Lynch Executive Forced to Declare Bankruptcy Just to Keep a $14 Million Roof Over His HeadHow did things go so wrong for this tan man?
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. book club
    Hedge-Fund Manager/Author Eric Rosenfeld Explains How Magic Farts Can Affect Your Bottom Line“You used the word ‘gross,’ but it’s not gross. It’s beautiful.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  41. god’s work
    Fifteen-Year-Old Goddess Eyes Banking CareerFurther proof that the death of Wall Street has been highly exaggerated.
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. reckonings
    Chuck Prince, Robert Rubin Apologize for Not Being ‘Prescient,’ PresentLike they needed to be psychic to know the stuff on their books was crap.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. love everlasting
    Will Steve Cohen Settle?The billionaire hedge-fund master’s ex-wife upped her demands yesterday, asking for a share of his company. Steve Fishman explains the legal and emotional gambits in play.
    By Steve Fishman
  44. white men with droopy faces
    Alan Greenspan: ‘I Was Right 70 Percent of the Time’The former Fed chairman was only about 30 percent apologetic at today’s Financial Crisis Committee hearings.
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. white men with something inside them
    It Took Hedge-Fund Manager Eric Rosenfeld Ten Years to Write a Book About One FartIt’s about farting, and secrets.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. the workplace
    Everyone’s a Ninja NowWork sounds so much cooler when your title is badass!
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. love everlasting
    Steve Cohen’s Ex-Wife Demands ‘a Substantial, If Not Controlling, Interest’ in SAC CapitalWhy not ask for the whole thing?
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. fat cats
    Vikram Pandit Has a Smile on His Face and a Glimmer in His EyeA glimmer of money.
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. ungrateful bastards
    Report: ‘A Lot of Goldman Sachs’ Employees Are Auditioning for The ApprenticeHow far the mighty have fallen.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. white men with money
    CEO Salaries in 2009 Were Down, But Still Super HighThe average salary for 200 CEOs at companies with revenues exceeding $5.77 billion was $9.5 million in 2009.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  51. it’s complicated
    Steve Cohen’s Ex-Wife Is Being Sued by the Lawyer She Hired to Sue HimPatricia Cohen’s legal crusade against her billionaire ex just got more complicated.
    By Jessica Pressler
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