1. the darkness
    Wall Street Will Award Record Pay This YearUgh.
  2. white men with money
    JPMorgan Posts $3.59 Billion ProfitBut hold the bubbly: Credit cards are still a problem.
  3. wall street
    Pay Czar Tells AIG to Start SlashingFeinberg demands AIG reduce $198 million in bonuses.
  4. ballsy crime
    Buy Sam Israel’s Getaway WheelsAnother piece of financial-fraud history is yours for the taking.
  5. white men with money
    Two Jurors Rejected in Bear Stearns TrialOne prospective juror wrote that big financial firms “always try to bend the rules to make as much money as possible.”
  6. white men with money
    CIT CEO Jeffrey Peek Resigns, FinallyHis legacy isn’t looking so good.
  7. ballsy crime
    Marcus Schrenker Wants to Tell You How He Really FeelsThe would-be financial fugitive plans to write a memoir.
  8. feuds
    Sheila Bair Rains on Vikram Pandit’s ParadeThe FDIC chairwoman thinks the A+ grade the Citigroup CEO got for his performance sounds a little too good to be true.
  9. schnabulosity
    Andrew Hall Is Free!Of Citigroup, we mean. The commodities trader still needs his $100 million paycheck.
  10. Citi May Part Ways With Castle-Owning TraderThe specter of public furor over Andrew Hall’s bonus may cause the bank to let go of one of its star traders. But at what price?
  11. men of science
    Citigroup Turns to ScienceThe bank has put a physicist in charge of strategy.
  12. early and often
    Pay Czar May Curb Wall Street Salaries by 50 PercentKenneth Feinberg is set to propose that up to 50 percent of employees’ salaries at bailed-out banks be shifted into stock.
  13. italian men with money
    Hedge-Fund Manager Paolo Pellegrini Is a Jazz Lover With ‘Entry-level Supercars’John Paulson’s former right-hand man is charming in a Hannibal Lecter kind of way.
  14. white men with money
    John Thain Pops Champagne at News of Ken Lewis’s DepartureMeanwhile, inside Bank of America, some employees are quietly celebrating the CEO’s resignation.
  15. white men with money
    Ken Lewis Will Retire With Ginormous Pile of CashThe Bank of America CEO will get $53 million.
  16. white men with money
    What Prompted Ken Lewis to Suddenly Resign, Anyway?And were a sweat lodge and/or peyote involved?
  17. white men with money
    Who Will Succeed Ken Lewis?Assessing the Bank of America chief’s possible replacements.
  18. white men with money
    Bank of America’s Ken Lewis ResignsThe North Carolina–based CEO is “really tired of all the mud that was being piled on him,” says a source.
  19. the rich hunt
    Who’s Stealing Americans’ Jobs Now?Another reason to be annoyed at the finance professionals who got us into the recession.
  20. if we were friends with john paulson
    If We Were Friends With John Paulson, Part VIIThe conversation we might have had with rock-star hedge-funder John Paulson over Instant Messenger today, if we were, like, bros.
  21. a man named hsu
    Norman Hsu Sentenced to 24 Years in PrisonThe big-headed bundler is headed to the big house.
  22. white men with money
    Jamie Dimon Appoints Successor, Weighs His OptionsWill the JPMorgan CEO choose public service? Or the service industry?
  23. aggravating insurance giants
    Notorious AIG Executive’s Home Is Disappointingly ModestJoe Cassano’s house “only has two bedrooms,” according to a spy. And his ride is uncool, too.
  24. goldmanfellas
    Unknown Terror Keeps Goldman Sachs Employees SilentEmployees will not even speak to a playwright, for fear of retribution.
  25. G-20 Leaders Vow to Curb Bank Bonuses“For real.”
  26. made-off
    For Bernie Madoff’s Victims, the Horror Never EndsBernie’s victims have a new problem.
  27. goldmanfellas
    Michael Moore’s New Movie Was Brought to You by Goldman SachsBig surprise: ‘Capitalism: A Love Story’ was funded by capitalists.
  28. maybe snoopy tolerated that mouth but not uncle sam
    Economic Adviser Scolds AIG CEO for His ‘Cheekiness’CEO Robert Benmosche had better watch his mouth around the people who pay his salary.
  29. Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein’s Cup Runneth OverHe is just TOO successful, and it’s embarrassing.
  30. white men who secretly still wear flamboyant boxers
    Lloyd Blankfein: ‘I Think It Is Bad Form to Be Ostentatious’Well, of course the Goldman Sachs CEO thinks that NOW.
  31. white men with money
    Michael Moore’s New Documentary Was Made for a Very Specific AudienceAnd it’s not just liberal conspiracy theorists.
  32. made-off
    Most Madoff Victims Only Lost Pretend MoneyA report from federal prosecutors reveals that half of Bernie’s customers made money from his Ponzi scheme.
  33. Crisis-Defining Moment Occurs at Michael Moore PremiereWe know: annoying.
  34. white men with money
    The Day Andrew Ross Sorkin Was Touched by Guy HandsIn which a ‘Times’ reporter is seduced over mint tea.
  35. fi-cri fallout
    Sheila Bair Would Rather Eat Worms Than Ask Tim Geithner for HelpAnd that’s the least of what she’s willing to do.
  36. brainiacs
    Paul Krugman: ‘The End of the World Has Been Postponed’The economist concedes that the sky is not falling — yet.
  37. nuts
    Congress Does Not Want to Hear About How ‘Mammoth’ Bank of America’s Nuts AreIn response to a subpoena, Bank of America drops a pile of useless e-mails on a congressman’s desk.
  38. white men with money
    Please Adopt Citigroup’s Toxic Assets!They’re just like adorable, cuddly puppies, according to CEO Pandit.
  39. digital dickweeds
    Dennis Kneale Will Not Go Quietly Into That Good NightThe CNBC host kicks and screams as his show is canceled.
  40. annoying things
    Former Finance Professionals Stunned to Find There Are Jobs That Don’t Require Them to Be JerksWell, unless they want to be.
  41. tragicomedy
    The Pandit-Blankfein Dialogues: Wait, Did I Call You or Did You Call Me?A financial-crisis comedy of errors.
  42. early and often
    Financial Pundit Peter Schiff Launches Senate RunLike everything else about the bearish Euro Pacific Capital president, this scares us.
  43. voices carry
    Which ‘Titan of Finance’ Nearly Burst Into Tears During a Phone Call With the Treasury?We know, probably all of them. But one had a particularly difficult time holding it together.
  44. the greatest depression
    The Greatest Depression: 9/15/2008 – 9/15/2009Ben Bernanke says the recession is over, but we will not forget it. A video tribute.
  45. sad things
    CEO Dead in Apparent SuicideJames McDonald, the head of New York–based investment-advisory firm Rockefeller & Co, committed suicide this weekend.
  46. white men who can still use private jets whenever they feel like it
    TARP-Supported Companies Outline Conditions Under Which They Can Still Use Private Jets1. It’s for business. 2. They’re afraid of swine flu.
  47. the long arm of the law
    Judge Smacks Down Bank of America’s Settlement With the SEC, Wilde-StyleThe judge quoted Oscar Wilde’s “Lady Windermere’s Fan” in the end of his ruling.
  48. huge lectures
    Obama: ‘The Old Ways That Led to This Crisis Cannot Stand.’The president chews out Wall Street on its own turf.
  49. lucky lloyd
    Lloyd Blankfein Just Happened to Get Into Harvard“I never expected it,” the Goldman Sachs CEO recalls. Hmmm.
  50. ballsy crime
    Danny Pang Dies As Mysteriously As He LivedThe California financier, accused of running an $83 million Ponzi scheme, has died.
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