1. white men with money
    Good King JamieThe JPMorgan CEO is the star of Wall Street’s current morality play.
    By Heidi N. Moore
  2. white men with feelings
    Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein’s Romantic Dinner (Now With Menu!)The CEOs of J.P.Morgan and Goldman Sachs got together for short ribs, parpardelle, and, possibly, saving CIT.
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. scenes from a meltdown
    Administration Denies CIT Group Further AidBankruptcy for New York’s small-business lender looks imminent.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. goldmanimals
    Secret Code Goldman Employee Was Arrested for Stealing Not Actually That ImportantDuring yesterday’s somber earnings call, Goldman Sachs CFO David Viniar briefly addressed the code allegedly stolen by ex-employee Sergey Aleynikov.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. goldman sacks is more like it
    Lloyd Blankfein Will Celebrate Awesome Q2 Results in His Own WayWhat’s Goldman Sachs’s CEO doing after today’s awesome earnings report? We have some inkling.
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. the greatest depression
    Poor Bankers Forced to Time-share YachtsBankers with big-boat tastes but dinghy budgets have devised a solution to their conundrum.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. white men who used to have a lot of buildings but don’t anymore
    Developer Harry Macklowe Is Pretty FunnyThis time we’re laughing WITH him.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. white men with money
    Goldman Sachs Announces $3.44 Billion ProfitDon’t call it a comeback.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. ballsy crime
    Judge Gives Marc Dreier Twenty Years, Hits Him Where It Hurts“He is no Mr. Madoff by any estimation.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. scenes from a meltdown
    Liz Peek May Not Be a TARP Wife Much LongerNew York–based lender CIT Group is in peril, and so is the anonymous TARP wife’s lifestyle.
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. shirtless authority figures
    Barney Frank Hot and Dripping WetStill looks like Barney Frank, oddly.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. white men with money
    Times Gets In On Goldman Sachs Name-calling GameThe paper of record will see Taibbi’s “great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity” and raise him an orc.
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. fake suicide is painful
    Judge May Impose Longer, Trendier Sentence on Sam IsraelGotta keep up with the times, you know.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. ink-stained wretches
    Post ‘Rising Star’ Is Actually FallingThe tabloid accidentally celebrates a Citigroup executive’s demotion.
    By Duff McDonald
  16. cold war kids
    Now Another Hedge Fund Is Accusing a Russian Employee of Stealing SecretsThis is getting ridiculous.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. white men with money
    Vikram Pandit: Rearranging Executives in Order to Hide Behind Them?Are the management changes at Citi about “positioning the company for the future,” or saving Vikram Pandit’s job?
  18. the greatest depression
    GM Emerges From Bankruptcy, Much Faster Than ExpectedWith the sale of its good assets to a government-controlled group, the auto giant exits Chapter 11.
    By Chris Rovzar
  19. dirty words of wisdom
    Warren Buffett Would Like a Full Tab of Viagra, PleaseThe Oracle did not find the first economic stimulus particularly stimulating.
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. the greatest depression
    The Death of Lenny Dykstra’s DreamThe beloved ex-Mets and -Phillies star files for bankruptcy.
    By Hugo Lindgren
  21. the greatest depression
    The Ghettoization of NantucketLike a sand castle on the beach, society is collapsing on this New England vacation island.
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. real estate porn
    Steve Cohen’s Son Saddled With Subpar PadDad only laid out $2.7 million for junior.
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. aggravating insurance giants
    Jury Sides With ‘Lying’ Hank Greenberg in AIG CaseA jury has rejected AIG’s claim that its former chief executive improperly seized control of millions of shares of the insurer’s stock.
    By Jessica Pressler
  24. joetorious
    Incidentally, Joe Biden Was Wrong About That Whole ‘Misreading the Economy’ ThingDude has nooo idea what he is talking about, says the president.
    By Jessica Pressler
  25. the rich hunt
    Ad Rallies Rage At Bankers, But Who’s Behind It?Scottish and Newcastle’s new viral ad makes fun of bankers, but the joke’s on us.
    By Jessica Pressler
  26. Breaking Views Amping Up the Inflammatory Rhetoric?Op-ed compares Wall Street firms to roaches — or inyenzi, as some call them.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. ballsy crime
    Sergey Aleynikov Is Out on Bail But Not Off the HookAnd there are a few things that bug us about the story of the former Goldman Sachs vice-president who was arrested for stealing proprietary information.
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. out of the mouths of babes
    Lydia Hearst Calls for an End to the Cycle of BlameThe heiress says what Barack Obama should have said ages ago.
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. the greatest depression
    Volatility in Dating Market Causes Spike in Crap-Relationship IndexThe extreme volatility that has gripped dating markets for the last year may have consequences.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. joetorious
    Biden: ‘We Misread How Bad the Economy Was’Yesterday, vice-president Joe Biden told George Stephanopoulos that back in January, when the administration was deciding on the economic plan, they underestimated the severity of the current recession.
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. the greatest depression
    In Argentina, Laid-Off Bankers Can Be Superheroes AgainAfter the indignity of of being laid off from their high-paying jobs as masters of the universe, many bankers are finding themselves in Latin America.
    By Jessica Pressler
  32. made-off
    Cheers to Your Nascent Ponzi Scheme!Ruth Madoff rocks a Jane Fonda look in a shot from the Madoff family album.
    By Jessica Pressler
  33. the greatest depression
    Rules for Working at Goldman SachsExecutives at the bank have asked employees to tone down their behavior in order to avoid further public relations disasters.
    By Jessica Pressler
  34. kneale spiels
    Dennis Kneale Versus Internet Bonus RoundFollowing up on his rant Tuesday night about the “digital dickweeds” that criticized his conclusion that the recession is over, CNBC’s Dennis Kneale once again takes aim at the Internet.
    By Jessica Pressler
  35. made-off
    We Are All Ruth MadoffWhy does no one want to believe Ruth is innocent?
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. the greatest depression
    SEC Turns Newly Opened Eye to Celebrity Board DirectorsCompanies may have to begin proving the celebrities they’ve appointed to their boards are actually smart.
    By Jessica Pressler
  37. white men with other people’s money
    Banker Who Stole Millions on Why Fraud Is Rampant in Industry“We feel like we can take risks that other people don’t even dream to do.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. made-off
    Madoff’s Victims Get Their Day in CourtThe Ponzi schemer faces an angry mob of eight.
    By Jessica Pressler
  39. ballsy crime
    Danny Pang Took $83 Million From His FirmHe distributed it to his wife, his bookie, and some plump, happy office assistants.
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. public relations
    Wall Street Kicks Off New PR Campaign by Referring to Public Outrage As an ‘Overreaction’The cleverness of these guys astounds us.
    By Jessica Pressler
  41. the greatest depression
    Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke Regrets RienThe Fed chairman maintains his cool in front of a feisty Congress.
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. dirty words of wisdom
    Warren Buffett: ‘You Can’t Produce a Baby in One Month by Getting Nine Women Pregnant’More dirty words of wisdom from the Oracle of Omaha.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. the bonus buster
    Andrew Cuomo Has a Money-Management ProblemSome of his money seems to have rubbed against some other money, improperly.
    By Jessica Pressler
  44. neighborhood news
    Barclays Is Paying $4 Million to Have Its Brand Associated With One of the Foulest Stops on the New York Subway SystemThe British bank is planning on splashing their name all over the Atlantic Avenue–Pacific Street and Flatbush Avenue subway station. Yay!
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. the greatest depression
    The Plight of the Unemployed CEO: Underqualified for Management; Overqualified for StarbucksSome CEOs of failed financial institutions, having been expelled from their jobs, are looking for work — with little success.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. the greatest depression
    Citigroup Raises Pay, HacklesBut should we really be outraged?
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. air travel
    Steve Brill’s Clear Airport Fast-Lane Company Shut DownAir travel just got a little bit more democratic, painful.
    By Chris Rovzar
  48. made-off
    Bernie Madoff’s Lawyers Would Like Him to Celebrate His Last Birthday Out of PrisonThey’ve calculated how long it will be before he dies and are proposing a sentence just shy of that.
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. liberal farts
    Generation Smug“There’s a generational shift toward increasing interest and concern into how to help make the world a better place,” says one college president. Really.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. the greatest depression
    Goldman Sachs: Reports of Huge Bonuses Have Been ExaggeratedThey could be more like “ginormous” or merely “sizable.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  51. oh we’ll go there
    This Is Out of LineVikram Pandit is not fat, he is just full-figured.
    By Jessica Pressler
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