1. the greatest depression
    Edward Liddy Presents ‘Project Destiny’Edward Liddy’s new restructuring plan will melt Barney Frank’s face off.
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. white men with money
    New York Fed Chairman Resigns Despite Being Totally InnocentStephen Friedman sees “no conflict” in his procuring shares of Goldman Sachs.
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. it just happened
    Stress-Test Results Are Here!More anticipated than the next ‘Twilight’ novel, more feared than ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ the ‘Supervisory Capital Assessment Program: Overview of Results’ is FINALLY OUT.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. made-off
    J. Ezra Merkin Accused of Being ‘Sophisticated’A new $500 million suit filed against the manager of one of Bernie Madoff’s largest feeder funds says he was smart enough to know what was going on.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. ceoh no!
    Certain CEOs Have 30 Days to Convince People They Are Not MoronsWhich is going to be tough for some, who have spent the last year convincing people of precisely the opposite.
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. you’ve got hate mail
    Hedge-Funder Cliff Asness Is Not Afraid of Barack ObamaOkay, he’s a little afraid. But he’s going to be a man about it, at least.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. mysteries
    The Mystery of Bruce Bents I and IIExploring the underlying mystery behind what happened at the Reserve Primary Fund.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. the greatest depression
    Boulevard of Broken DividendsStamford, Connecticut, has fallen on hard times.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. aig
    Oh, Did AIG Say They Paid $120 Million in Bonuses? They Actually Meant $454 MillionTheir bad!
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. made-off
    ‘Bernie Was Irresistible to Women,’ Says Former SecretaryAlso, he was into massages.
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. ink-stained wretches
    Tuesday At Tina’s: Haass Talks Iraq, Spitzer Sips SpritzersEliot Spitzer mingled with fellow scribes at Tina Brown and Harry Evans’s luncheon for Richard Haass today. Jeff Bercovici took notes.
    By Jeff Bercovici
  13. hellivision
    ‘Do Not Open Your Mouth and Say Dumb Things’Wise words from CNBC’s Rick Santelli.
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. feuds
    Jim Cramer vs. Nouriel Roubini, Round TwoIt’s like the economist and CNBC host cannot stay away from one another.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. the greatest depression
    Let’s Give It Up for AIG!The insurer DOES NOT need any more bailout money. Hooray!
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. the greatest depression
    Citibank Is Reevaluating Employee PaymentOptions considered thus far include paying employees with marbles, arrowheads.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. the greatest depression
    So Much for Reining In Wall StreetWill the financial crisis change how Wall Street does business? Hmmm, probably not.
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. stressed out
    Bank of America Denies Trying to Raise Billions of DollarsThey don’t need no stinking money.
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. what other people think
    Stress Tests Are Stressing Everyone OutThe administration has postponed releasing the results of the stress tests on the country’s largest banks, and some pundits are getting heart-attack-y.
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. the hotties of the fi-cri
    Bankruptcy HotMore fodder for our upcoming Hotties of the Fi-Cri calendar.
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. the greatest depression
    Even Cab Drivers Took Advantage of the Boom“A New York man who told investors he was president of a hedge fund called AR Capital Group Inc was really a hired driver.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. ballsy crime
    Robert Allen Stanford Bravely Surrenders to Uninterested FedsThe accused Ponzi schemer bravely reported to jail, despite the fact that there was no warrant for his arrest
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. white men with money
    Sticking Up for the Little Hedge-Fund GuyThe lenders Obama castigated yesterday were doing the right thing.
    By Jessica Pressler
  24. white men with rubber duckies
    Hedge-Funder Bill Ackman Has Fishies in His ShowerThe Pershing Square manager has put his home on the market, and allows us a glimpse into his shower.
    By Jessica Pressler
  25. media
    On Back of Poor Quarter, Time Warner Will Likely Spin Off AOLAfter a 14 percent decline in profits, the media giant finally considers this long-anticipated move.
    By Chris Rovzar
  26. white men who are nervous
    Bank of America Chief Ken Lewis Gets in Front of the Firing SquadThe Bank of America CEO faces down angry shareholders at the company’s annual meeting.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. early and awesome
    Five Things We Learned From the New Yorker Profile of Peter OrszagObama’s budget director reveals information about the inner workings of Obama’s brain trust.
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. the greatest depression
    Inside the Wall Street Rehabilitation FacilityIt’s like rehab for traders.
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. white men with money
    Peltz Family Help Is Revolting Against ThemThe Bedford couple is facing all manner of allegations from their staff.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. white men with rugs
    John Thain: What Ken Lewis Did Was Very UncoolThe former Merrill Lynch CEO finally speaks! And it sounds familiar …
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. white men with money
    Tim Geithner Could Have Been the Most Hated Man in AmericaBut instead he chose the No. 2 job.
    By Jessica Pressler
  32. the greatest depression
    Most Banks Pass ‘Stress Tests’Even accounting for the worst possible scenarios, most of the nineteen financial institutions analyzed by the government seem to be capitalized well enough to survive.
    By Chris Rovzar
  33. made-off
    Lunchtime Reading: Fortune’s Madoff ChroniclesJust make sure you don’t have anything in your mouth when “the dropping of trousers” comes up.
    By Chris Rovzar
  34. white men with money
    Quadrangle Investors to Decide Future Commitments TodayWith all that’s going on regarding the group’s past, its future is in doubt.
    By Chris Rovzar
  35. made-off
    First Madoff Movie Fails to Excite UsA movie was inevitable, but Bernie deserves better for his cinematic debut!
    By Jessica Coen
  36. don’t forget the motor city
    GM Will Likely Shut Down Plants for Longer This SummerAs opposed to the normal two-week production break, sources at GM say the company may take up to nine weeks off in order to reduce inventory.
    By Chris Rovzar
  37. the greatest depression
    Morning Surprise: Morgan Stanley Reports LossesWells Fargo, meanwhile, points and laughs at John Mack.
    By Jessica Coen
  38. white men with money
    Let Them Eat Index FundsAnd also Big Macs.
    By Hugo Lindgren
  39. the greatest depression
    Citigroup Shareholder Meeting a Garish Circus of Despair, BasicallyRingmaster Vikram tried to keep it “upbeat,” but overall, the performance was not well received.
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. the greatest depression
    Market Tanks After Too Much ExcitementLike a kid that ingested too much sugar, the market finally came down today.
    By Jessica Pressler
  41. made-off
    Wolff: ‘So Who’s Going to Offer Bernie Madoff a Column?’If Eliot Spitzer can engineer his own comeback, one media analyst wonders, why not a fellow financial expert?
    By Chris Rovzar
  42. in the magazine
    Finance Professionals Mocked, Made to Feel Small for First Time in LivesEnjoy the Schadenfreude, populist hordes.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. mean boys
    Survivor: Financial CrisisWith the game getting serious, the CEOs of America’s largest financial institutions are turning on one another.
    By Jessica Pressler
  44. white men with money
    Avast! Hedge-fund Pirate Bill Ackman Sets His Sights on Big BanksIt’s a humble plan, but he believes it will work.
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. finance fiction
    Why Didn’t Vikram Pandit Show Up to His Own Earnings Call?We have a few ideas.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. ballsy (alleged) crime
    Danny Pang Decides Maybe It’s Best to Take a Little Time OffIn light of a front-page story painting him as an epic liar, Ponzi schemer, and maybe-murderer, the private-equity head steps down.
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. the greatest depression
    JPMorgan Hitting Up Debtors’ Kids on MySpaceThere’s a reason JPMorgan can afford to pay back the TARP funds “tomorrow” if they feel like it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. made-off
    What Peter Madoff’s Wheels Tell Us About HimStylish car, stylish sunglasses … what does this tell us about Bernie’s brother?
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. white men with money
    Oh, No: Jamie Dimon Refers to ‘The TARP Baby’Oh, dear.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. the greatest depression
    JPMorgan Feels Great About Its PositionThe second-largest bank beat expectations, is happy about it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  51. the third terminator
    Mayor Bloomberg Loves Richard Fuld and He Doesn’t Care Who Knows ItNo one criticized him when things were going well, the mayor says, so no one should criticize him now.
    By Jessica Pressler
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