1. made-off
    Where Madoff’s $50 Billion WentThe Ponzi schemer was obsessed with pork sausages, cigars, and Neil Diamond.
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. the greatest depression
    Losing Your Savings to Bernie Madoff Is So Hot Right NowEveryone’s doing it!
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. the most important people in the world
    Madoff’s Latest Victims: Kevin Bacon and Kyra SedgwickMadoff’s claws reach into the pockets of even Hollywood stars.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. finance fiction
    Richard Fuld and Donna Lewis’s Awkward Phone ConvoFuld [In high-pitched fake southern accent]: “Hi, is Ken there, please?”
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. the greatest depression
    2008 Investment Guides Are HILARIOUSSure, some people saw the Wall Street crash coming — but most didn’t.
    By Daily Intelligencer
  7. the greatest depression
    The Financial Crash in PicturesLooking at a look back at the financial crisis.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. the greatest depression
    If You Were Rich, You’d Have Lost a Lot More Money This YearSomeone listed the biggest media losers of 2008.
    By Chris Rovzar
  9. ballsy crimes
    Bernie Madoff’s Bull ShopA peek inside the Ponzi schemer’s office reveals his soul.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. ballsy crimes
    Weekend at Bernie’s vs. Weekend at Bernie Madoff’sThe 1989 movie and the 2008 scandal have some parallels!
    By Jon Methven
  11. science fiction
    The Potential Madoff DystopiaIn the beginning, the Madoff investors were bound together by their tragedy. Then everything went horribly wrong.
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. white men with lusty latin ladies
    Ex-Lehman Broker’s Biggest Mistake Was Involving a Playmate in His Insider-Trading ScamMatthew Devlin made a lot of mistakes with his insider-trading scheme, but the biggest was getting a hot broad involved.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. white men with money
    Sumner Redstone Gets Stay of ExecutionBut his daughter, Shari, is not pleased with new developments.
    By Chris Rovzar
  14. the greatest depression
    SEC Admits It Kinda Screwed Up the Madoff ThingThe Securities and Exchange Commission acknowledges its ‘multiple failures over at least a decade’ to stop Bernie Madoff from running a $50 billion Ponzi scheme.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. ballsy crimes
    Bernie Madoff: ‘In Today’s Regulatory Environment, It’s Virtually Impossible to Violate Rules’The former NASDAQ chairman scoffed at the idea of rogue traders at a 2007 conference.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. ink-stained wretches
    Some People Are Getting Bonuses This YearAmid the carnage, some New Yorkers are taking home a little extra this year.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. hathaello
    Raffaello Follieri Is at It AgainHe’s telling some of his fraud victims that he’ll pay them back. But he has no money, of course.
    By Chris Rovzar
  18. neighborhood watch
    Sadoff SpottedDisgraced financier Bernard Madoff was glimpsed smoking, being canoodled.
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. ballsy crimes
    Madoff MadnessAll of Greenwich is on suicide watch because of Bernie Madoff, according to the ‘Post.’
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. the greatest depression
    City Economist Offers Heartening Words on RecessionReally! If you look closely, they’re in there. We’re going to beat this thing.
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. the greatest depression
    There Will Be No Toys for Citigroup This ChristmasThe beleaguered bank has put the kibosh on its annual holiday installation.
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. white men with money
    Bank of America Trophy Wife John Thain Requests $10 Million in Walking-Around MoneyThe Merrill Lynch CEO has requested a $10 million bonus this year.
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. the greatest depression
    Victims of Economy Include EconomistsWhich seems fair.
    By Jessica Coen
  24. the greatest depression
    Tim Geithner Has It in for Sheila BairHe doesn’t think the FDIC chairman is a ‘team player,’ according to reports.
    By Jessica Pressler
  25. the greatest depression
    Citi Executives to Maybe Give Up BonusesThis year, they’ll spread the (government) wealth to the little people.
    By Jessica Pressler
  26. the greatest depression
    Major Layoffs at ViacomSorry, ‘cost-saving initiatives.’
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. Eliot Spitzer Gets a New GigThe former governor will write a new column for Slate starting tomorrow.
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. ink-stained wretches
    Rangel Tries to Fight Back Against the ‘Times,’ But Gets a BeatdownThe paper published a letter from Charles Rangel alongside a refutation of every single one of its points.
    By Gabriel Sherman and Chris Rovzar
  29. the greatest depression
    John Mack and Lloyd Blankfein Aren’t DatingThey’re just comforting one another.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. the greatest depression
    Good Times Gone at Google?Cutbacks at Earth’s greatest employer undermine our faith in America.
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. white men with money
    Jared Kushner and Pa Targeted by Kind of Gay Lawsuit!A former Kushner employee complains that funds from real-estate deals were siphoned to the ‘Observer’ and to Jim McGreevey’s boyfriend!
    By Chris Rovzar
  32. white men without money
    Donald Trump Not Making Good on His Loans?Not this again…
    By Chris Rovzar
  33. Sumner Redstone Sells Midway GamesAw. And we thought he was going to Mortal Kombat his way out of this mess.
    By Chris Rovzar
  34. the greatest depression
    Robert Rubin Does Not Have A Granular Knowledge Of His SituationIn defending his role at Citigroup, the former Treasury secretary succeeds only in making things worse.
    By Jessica Pressler
  35. modern lynch mobs
    Fox’s ‘Shame Shame Shame’ of Richard Fuld Is Pretty ShamefulFor everyone but Fuld, weirdly.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. the greatest depression
    Citi Bailout Not Sitting Well With Basically AnyoneLots of people are saying it’s more like a ‘shitty bailout.’
    By Dan Amira
  37. white men with money
    Sumner Redstone Not So Adamant About Keeping CBS AnymoreIt’s amazing what a little $800 million impending debt payment will eventually do to a man.
    By Chris Rovzar
  38. obama administration
    Obama Introduces Cabinet, Discusses Focus on ‘Strong Main Street’A thriving middle class, the president-elect said, will be key to his economic recovery plan.
    By Chris Rovzar
  39. the greatest depression
    ‘Dow Doobie Doo Down Down.’The highs and lows of today’s market, as told through the posts on a Manhattan parenting message board.
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. How to Become a ‘Mancessory’The current economy means laid-off bankers may have to turn to the oldest profession.
    By Jessica Pressler
  41. There Goes GreenwichOnce infested with wealthy hedge funders, Greenwich, Connecticut, is now infested with an entirely different species.
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. vu.
    Jared Kushner Doesn’t Drink Coffee, Take No for an AnswerAnd have you ever listened to his accent?
    By Chris Rovzar
  43. crapitalism
    Mark Cuban Slapped With SEC Insider-Trading SuitJust another thing to start cussing about.
    By Chris Rovzar
  44. the economy of sex
    Eliot Spitzer Has Learned Some LessonsEliot Spitzer’s Washington ‘Post’ opinion essay about the economy is a thinly veiled advice column to dudes cheating on their wives with hookers.
    By Chris Rovzar
  45. crapitalism
    Your Mortgage Problems? They Could Be WorseYou could have been living in a bunker for three months, unaware of what was happening in the world around you.
    By Chris Rovzar
  46. Citigroup to Lay Off a ‘Humongous’ Number of PeopleAt least 10,000 globally.
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. white men with money
    Li’l Iron Ranger Philip Falcone Defends the American DreamThe Harbinger Capital Management founder told a heartwarming tale on the Hill.
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. the sports section
    Lenny Dykstra Really Is a Stock-Picking Genius, ApparentlyYes, that Lenny Dykstra.
    By Joe DeLessio
  49. CNBC Slashes BudgetBut the network won’t make changes to personnel.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. the greatest depression
    Mean-Mommy Cuomo to Revoke Wall Street Bonuses?Andrew Cuomo has had it up to here with Wall Street’s bad behavior.
    By Jessica Pressler
  51. early and often
    Now Obama Can Look Forward to Fixing the Horrible Economy!The obstacles Obama faces, and what he plans to do right out of the gate.
    By Dan Amira
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