1. ballsy crimes
    Weekend at Bernie’s vs. Weekend at Bernie Madoff’sThe 1989 movie and the 2008 scandal have some parallels!
  2. science fiction
    The Potential Madoff DystopiaIn the beginning, the Madoff investors were bound together by their tragedy. Then everything went horribly wrong.
  3. white men with lusty latin ladies
    Ex-Lehman Broker’s Biggest Mistake Was Involving a Playmate in His Insider-Trading ScamMatthew Devlin made a lot of mistakes with his insider-trading scheme, but the biggest was getting a hot broad involved.
  4. white men with money
    Sumner Redstone Gets Stay of ExecutionBut his daughter, Shari, is not pleased with new developments.
  5. the greatest depression
    SEC Admits It Kinda Screwed Up the Madoff ThingThe Securities and Exchange Commission acknowledges its ‘multiple failures over at least a decade’ to stop Bernie Madoff from running a $50 billion Ponzi scheme.
  6. ballsy crimes
    Bernie Madoff: ‘In Today’s Regulatory Environment, It’s Virtually Impossible to Violate Rules’The former NASDAQ chairman scoffed at the idea of rogue traders at a 2007 conference.
  7. ink-stained wretches
    Some People Are Getting Bonuses This YearAmid the carnage, some New Yorkers are taking home a little extra this year.
  8. hathaello
    Raffaello Follieri Is at It AgainHe’s telling some of his fraud victims that he’ll pay them back. But he has no money, of course.
  9. neighborhood watch
    Sadoff SpottedDisgraced financier Bernard Madoff was glimpsed smoking, being canoodled.
  10. ballsy crimes
    Madoff MadnessAll of Greenwich is on suicide watch because of Bernie Madoff, according to the ‘Post.’
  11. the greatest depression
    City Economist Offers Heartening Words on RecessionReally! If you look closely, they’re in there. We’re going to beat this thing.
  12. the greatest depression
    There Will Be No Toys for Citigroup This ChristmasThe beleaguered bank has put the kibosh on its annual holiday installation.
  13. white men with money
    Bank of America Trophy Wife John Thain Requests $10 Million in Walking-Around MoneyThe Merrill Lynch CEO has requested a $10 million bonus this year.
  14. the greatest depression
    Victims of Economy Include EconomistsWhich seems fair.
  15. the greatest depression
    Tim Geithner Has It in for Sheila BairHe doesn’t think the FDIC chairman is a ‘team player,’ according to reports.
  16. the greatest depression
    Citi Executives to Maybe Give Up BonusesThis year, they’ll spread the (government) wealth to the little people.
  17. the greatest depression
    Major Layoffs at ViacomSorry, ‘cost-saving initiatives.’
  18. Eliot Spitzer Gets a New GigThe former governor will write a new column for Slate starting tomorrow.
  19. ink-stained wretches
    Rangel Tries to Fight Back Against the ‘Times,’ But Gets a BeatdownThe paper published a letter from Charles Rangel alongside a refutation of every single one of its points.
  20. the greatest depression
    John Mack and Lloyd Blankfein Aren’t DatingThey’re just comforting one another.
  21. the greatest depression
    Good Times Gone at Google?Cutbacks at Earth’s greatest employer undermine our faith in America.
  22. white men with money
    Jared Kushner and Pa Targeted by Kind of Gay Lawsuit!A former Kushner employee complains that funds from real-estate deals were siphoned to the ‘Observer’ and to Jim McGreevey’s boyfriend!
  23. white men without money
    Donald Trump Not Making Good on His Loans?Not this again…
  24. Sumner Redstone Sells Midway GamesAw. And we thought he was going to Mortal Kombat his way out of this mess.
  25. the greatest depression
    Robert Rubin Does Not Have A Granular Knowledge Of His SituationIn defending his role at Citigroup, the former Treasury secretary succeeds only in making things worse.
  26. modern lynch mobs
    Fox’s ‘Shame Shame Shame’ of Richard Fuld Is Pretty ShamefulFor everyone but Fuld, weirdly.
  27. the greatest depression
    Citi Bailout Not Sitting Well With Basically AnyoneLots of people are saying it’s more like a ‘shitty bailout.’
  28. white men with money
    Sumner Redstone Not So Adamant About Keeping CBS AnymoreIt’s amazing what a little $800 million impending debt payment will eventually do to a man.
  29. obama administration
    Obama Introduces Cabinet, Discusses Focus on ‘Strong Main Street’A thriving middle class, the president-elect said, will be key to his economic recovery plan.
  30. the greatest depression
    ‘Dow Doobie Doo Down Down.’The highs and lows of today’s market, as told through the posts on a Manhattan parenting message board.
  31. How to Become a ‘Mancessory’The current economy means laid-off bankers may have to turn to the oldest profession.
  32. There Goes GreenwichOnce infested with wealthy hedge funders, Greenwich, Connecticut, is now infested with an entirely different species.
  33. vu.
    Jared Kushner Doesn’t Drink Coffee, Take No for an AnswerAnd have you ever listened to his accent?
  34. crapitalism
    Mark Cuban Slapped With SEC Insider-Trading SuitJust another thing to start cussing about.
  35. the economy of sex
    Eliot Spitzer Has Learned Some LessonsEliot Spitzer’s Washington ‘Post’ opinion essay about the economy is a thinly veiled advice column to dudes cheating on their wives with hookers.
  36. crapitalism
    Your Mortgage Problems? They Could Be WorseYou could have been living in a bunker for three months, unaware of what was happening in the world around you.
  37. Citigroup to Lay Off a ‘Humongous’ Number of PeopleAt least 10,000 globally.
  38. white men with money
    Li’l Iron Ranger Philip Falcone Defends the American DreamThe Harbinger Capital Management founder told a heartwarming tale on the Hill.
  39. the sports section
    Lenny Dykstra Really Is a Stock-Picking Genius, ApparentlyYes, that Lenny Dykstra.
  40. CNBC Slashes BudgetBut the network won’t make changes to personnel.
  41. the greatest depression
    Mean-Mommy Cuomo to Revoke Wall Street Bonuses?Andrew Cuomo has had it up to here with Wall Street’s bad behavior.
  42. early and often
    Now Obama Can Look Forward to Fixing the Horrible Economy!The obstacles Obama faces, and what he plans to do right out of the gate.
  43. early and often
    Fox Business Network Host Neil Cavuto Blasts McCain: ‘On Economic Matters You Have No Convictions’Citiing McCain’s erratic spending and tax plans, the Fox Business Network host eviscerates the candidate of News Corp.
  44. white men without money
    Rupert Murdoch Eyeing Sumner Redstone’s Problems With GleeAfter years of trying to position himself as a rival to Murdoch, Redstone’s getting what he asked for.
  45. The Nouveau PoorLest we forget, it’s not just the rich who have been affected by the Wall Street crisis. The real victims are the twentysomethings who, laid off from their finance jobs, have been forced to live in reduced circumstances.
  46. the greatest depression
    Wall Street Readies for a No Good, Very Bad DayHey, we’re just getting caught up — European and Asian markets have been plummeting for hours now!
  47. Sumner Redstone Will Never Sell (Again)He won’t sell off any more shares of CBS or Viacom despite serious oncoming debt deadlines.
  48. judgment
    Ivanka Trump: the New Face of Tacky?The Wharton grad and daughter of Trump seems to be making some bad branding choices.
  49. the greatest depression
    When a Random 400-Point Spike Is Par for the CourseThe Dow experienced a big bump just before four o’clock — but that doesn’t necessarily mean it was a good day.
  50. the greatest depression
    Laid-Off Bankers Having Trouble Getting Laid‘Damn It Feels Good to Be a Banker’ author Amit Chatwani got totally screwed. But his friends in the financial sector aren’t!
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