1. super snoozeday
    Scenes From an Empty Brooklyn Polling Station on GOP Primary DayIt was … quiet. 
  2. blowhards
    Sean Hannity’s Poor Friends Just Eat Rice and Beans“I don’t believe people are going to bed hungry.”
  3. technology
    What in the Name of SOPA and PIPA Is the Cybersecurity Bill CISPA?A new cybersecurity bill drawing the ire of the web could pass in the House this week.
  4. early and awkward
    Today Is a Very Awkward Day for Romney Adviser Eric FehrnstromHe’s caught between Mitt Romney and Scott Brown, and it is uncomfortable. 
  5. the national interest
    Romney’s Etch A Sketch Campaign BeginsFirst up: slackers and illegals — wait, I mean college students and immigrants.
  6. the third terminator
    How Much Would a Bloomberg Endorsement Even Help Romney?We’d say a moderate amount, if you know what we mean. 
  7. eye of newt
    Gingrich May Exit Race This WeekDepending on how he fares in Delaware.
  8. frankly speaking
    Boehner: ‘One in Three Chance We Lose Majority’Frankly, he’s just being frank.
  9. the national interest
    Conservative Alleges New York Times Covered Up RecessionApparently he read the paper for the first time last week.
  10. who wore it better?
    Which Obama Strikes the Better Heisman Pose?Guess.
  11. obama is a human person
    President Obama’s Many Forms of AngerHe gets mad a lot!
  12. ink-stained wretches
    Important Beltway Job OpeningWould-be Woodwards, take note.
  13. the national interest
    Obama’s Campaign ThemeHe does have one, you know.
  14. jerks
    Three Percent of Americans Like John EdwardsWho the hell are you people?
  15. waxing philosophical
    Jon Huntsman Compares Republican Party to China, Gets PressThis is what they do when you “wax philosophical.” 
  16. the war on women
    New Romney Spokesman Spent the Weekend Scrubbing His Twitter Richard Grenell seems to have decided Rachel Maddow looks just fine without a necklace. 
  17. not-so-secret service
    The Secret Service Scandal Has at Least One Hero Meet Paula Reid, the new Secret Service boss for the South American region (plus: Colombia’s most famous cabbie.) 
  18. living high off the hog
    Obama ‘Apoplectic’ Over GSA’s Vegas BlowoutNot what he needs right now. 
  19. veepstakes
    Marco Rubio Won’t Even Discuss Veepstakes AnymoreHe says the “peanut gallery” should take a break for a while.
  20. chuck colson
    Nixon’s Hatchet Man Dies at 80Political strategist turned minister Chuck Colson authored both the enemies list and the autobiography Born Again
  21. election 2012
    President Obama’s Reelection Campaign Is Doing Okay, Money-Wise But it could be better. 
  22. runnin wild’…from ted nugent
    Military Nixes Ted Nugent Concert Over Obama RemarksMakes sense. 
  23. crooked in alaska
    Alaska’s Only House Member May Have Misused Campaign FundsDon Young’s aide told investigators that the congressman and his wife used campaign funds as their personal piggy bank.
  24. andrew breitbart
    L.A. Coroner’s Report Says Andrew Breitbart Died of Heart FailureThe conservative blogger had a history of heart problems.
  25. the war on women
    New Romney Spokesman Told Rachel Maddow to Put on a Necklace Is this what we’ll be talking about all of next week?
  26. early and awkward
    Democratic Senator Joe Manchin Not Sure He’ll Vote for ObamaIs this a surprise?
  27. party chat
    Eliza Dushku Recalls Her Childhood Crush on Mitt Romney“I named my Ken dolls ‘Mitt.’”
  28. the national interest
    Romney Defends Inequality of OpportunityDid Romney just blow the big philosophical debate of the Obama era?
  29. godwin’s law
    John Raese Stands by Holocaust Comparison“I am not going to be intimidated by a bunch of bullshit.”
  30. stuck in the mittle
    Romney Says He’s Never Eaten Anything UnusualSnails don’t count.
  31. photo op
    President Obama Pensively Peering Out of WindowsA mind-reading retrospective. 
  32. the national interest
    And There’s the Mormon CardDemocratic governor predicts Mitt Romney might be smeared on polygamy. By … somebody!
  33. godwin’s law
    Smoking Laws = Holocaust, Says Senate CandidateNazi analogies are never, ever good.
  34. early and awful
    Ted Nugent Cleared by Secret ServiceThe end.
  35. eye of newt
    Sad Newt Gingrich Campaign Update of the Day“If we do win Delaware, it will break up the media narrative.”
  36. identity politics
    Nikki Haley Renamed Her HusbandJust ‘cause she felt like it.
  37. party chat
    Gloria Steinem Thinks the Whole Rosen/Romney Kerfuffle Was ‘Stupid’“What is distinguishing about the Romney situation is that they’re rich.”
  38. stuck in the mittle
    7-Eleven Is Sending Mitt Romney Some of Those Cookies He Loves So Much “We were very amused,” a spokesman tells us. 
  39. sherm-o-meter
    The Veepstakes Sherm-O-Meter [Updated]Which potential Romney running mates are doing the best job of pretending to be uninterested in the gig?
  40. self-parody
    Bill Clinton Has a Bit of a Wandering EyeWHAT???? That guy?!?!
  41. stand clear of the closing doors
    Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin Ride the SubwayWhy is this so weird?
  42. the national interest
    Why Romney Loves the States and Hates the FedsHe always talks about sending programs to the states. Here’s what he means.
  43. rice rice baby
    Romney–Rice 2012?A new poll makes her the favorite among Republican voters.
  44. ray kelly
    Ray Kelly Is Not Not Running for MayorMayoral runs are what happen to you when you’re busy making other plans.
  45. modern-day mccarthyism
    Allen West Names Names: Woodrow Wilson Was a CommunistWhoa!
  46. insanity
    Ted Nugent Has High Hopes for His Secret Service Visit TomorrowHe’s “looking forward” to it.
  47. the third terminator
    Bloomberg Looking to Curb Smoking in and Around ApartmentsThe anti-cigarette crusade continues!
  48. stuck in the mittle
    Robert Jeffress Endorses Cult-Member NomineeThe star of this year’s Value Voters Summit has fallen in line.
  49. white men with the government’s money
    GSA Spending Scandal Gets More Embarrassing With Rap Lyrics“We gonna pawty like iz yo birfday!”
  50. early and awkward
    Yankees President Randy Levine Donated $2,500 to Scott BrownTraitor!
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