1. plumbers
    Some Possible Campaign Slogans for Joe the PlumberHe’s reportedly close to running for Congress.
  2. cuomolot
    Andrew Cuomo Has a Totally Private, Scrutiny-Free Vacation SpotNobody even notices them in Saranac Lake!
  3. stuck in the mittle
    Mitt Romney Suddenly Not So Sure About Climate Change AnymoreWonder if this has anything to do with Rick Perry …
  4. rick rolling
    Rick Perry Now Dominating GOP RaceHe’s up by double digits over Mitt Romney in three national polls.
  5. rick rolling
    Rick Perry Doesn’t Get Why Gay People Have to Have Gay Sex All the TimeIs it because people enjoy having sex?
  6. hopeless candidates
    George Pataki Briefly Publishes Vice-Presidential Campaign Website“The hosting company apparently made a mistake and has prematurely made it searchable.”
  7. hipsters
    Observer: Obama Has Lost the Hipster Vote!Hipsters are — you won’t believe this — kind of over it.
  8. rick rolling
    Rick Perry Quickly Becoming the GOP Race’s Clear Front-RunnerHe’s beating Romney in two more polls.
  9. pop quiz
    The Completely Out-of-Context Candidate Quote QuizWhich candidates recently said “lubricant,” “dog food,” and “shagging”?
  10. early and often
    Dov Hikind Hates Gay Marriage So Much He’s Willing to Suspend Party AllegianceIn the special election to replace Anthony Weiner in the House, Hikind’s considering supporting Republican Bob Turner.
  11. obama is a human person
    The Latest Reason Why President Obama Is Terrible: He Reads FictionThe horrors!
  12. hopeless candidates
    George Pataki Is Going to Say Something in Iowa This WeekendWill he announce his candidacy for president?
  13. debates
    Hecklers Dominate Queens DebateThe candidates running for Anthony Weiner’s congressional seat are feisty, but their audience is feistier.
  14. bons mots
    All-Mormon GOP Ticket Probably Not Happening“There would be too many jokes about that.”
  15. stuck in the mittle
    Mitt Romney Is Rich, Part XXIVHe’s razing his beachfront home and building a much larger one.
  16. rick rolling
    Trial Lawyers Hate Rick PerryHis history of tort reform could drive money to Obama.
  17. hopeless candidacies
    Completely Illogical George Pataki Run Could Actually Happen SoonReports indicate that Pataki is serious about this, for some reason.
  18. funny because it’s true
    Colbert’s Super PAC Is Actually Pretty Serious“It’s all fun and games until somebody gets hurt, like a specific campaign or the electoral system.”
  19. rick rolling
    Was a Shady-Seeming Interaction Between a Bank Executive and Rick Perry Actually Shady?A man very slyly says to Perry, “Bank of America, we will help you out.”
  20. 2012
    Mitt Romney vs. Sarah Palin: The YouTube ShowdownBoth superstar Republicans released promo videos today.
  21. 2012
    Rick Perry’s Porn Issue Probably Isn’t Going to StickHe had some stocks, but they’re long gone.
  22. it’s science
    Do Voters Even Care If a Presidential Candidate Doesn’t Believe in Evolution?Barely.
  23. politics
    It’s Hard to Get the Government on the PhoneObama recommends calling for answers, but it’s not that easy.
  24. white men with money from their wives
    How the Richest Member of Congress Got That WayHis wife.
  25. yeehaw!
    Rick Perry Has Been Gifted 22 Pairs of Cowboy BootsThat number’s actually a bit lower than we’d expect.
  26. early and often
    GOP Says Elizabeth Warren Has Basically Never Been to MassachusettsExcept for Harvard, but that doesn’t count.
  27. 2012
    Sarah Palin Wouldn’t Call Newsweek’s Michele Bachmann Cover SexistTheir friendship is so over.
  28. politics
    Can Erick Erickson Change the GOP From His Living Room?Erick Erickson is having a moment, and it’s a prolonged one.
  29. early and awkward
    Which GOP Presidential Candidates Believe in Evolution?Amazingly, only three of them seem certain.
  30. rick rolling
    Evolution Is Just a ‘Theory That’s Out There,’ According to Rick PerryPerry is making Romney look saner by the day.
  31. paulitics
    This ‘Rick Perry’ Character Kind of Scares Ron Paul“He makes me look like a moderate.”
  32. bachmann aggression overdrive
    Michele Bachmann’s Security Crew Is ‘Physically Aggressive’Not a major surprise.
  33. bachmann ambition overdrive
    Meet Peter Waldron, the Former Ugandan Prisoner and Accused Spy Working for Michele Bachmann in IowaOh boy.
  34. how tweet it is
    Chris Christie Still Not Running for President, or, the Problem With Reporting on TwitterJonathan Alter maybe should have taken some more time with this one.
  35. eye of newt
    Newt Gingrich Going to Hawaii — for Fund-raising, ObviouslyIt’s definitely not for his anniversary.
  36. disunion
    Wisconsin Democrats Survive Their Recall ElectionsThe state senate remains just barely in Republican control.
  37. tea time
    Tea Partiers Care More About Godlier Government Than Smaller GovernmentTwo professors have studied exactly what kind of people became tea partiers.
  38. only in america
    Treasurer Chooses Rick Perry Over Stephen ColbertSometimes you have to put your career first.
  39. lies and the lying liars who tell them
    BREAKING: Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity Are LiarsThey’re claiming that President Obama inherited a 5.7 or 5.6 percent unemployment rate.
  40. stuck in the mittle
    Mitt Romney on Guy’s Girlfriend: ‘Nice’What was that about Mitt being weird?
  41. the third terminator
    People Are Feeling Worse About Mayor Bloomberg Than They Have for the Past Six YearsOn the flip side, they’re really ready for Wal-Mart.
  42. bachmann ambition overdrive
    Michele Bachmann Wishes Elvis Presley a Happy DeathdayWhoops!
  43. early and awkward
    There Could Be Yet Another Republican Interested in Entering the GOP PrimaryThe Paul Ryan rumors are here.
  44. oh pawlease
    Tim Pawlenty and a Recent History of the First Candidates to Drop OutThe first dropouts can still go on to great things.
  45. paulitics
    Sorry, Jon Stewart, Ron Paul Is Not in the Top TierHe deserves respect and attention, but we all know he’s not a viable candidate.
  46. bachmann ambition overdrive
    Michele Bachmann’s Family Rats Her OutThey snitched to Politico that Bachmann wasn’t at a family reunion as she claimed.
  47. rick rolling
    Rick Perry Calls Ben Bernanke ‘Almost Treasonous,’ Not Sure About President Obama’s Patriotism [Updated]The Federal Reserve chairman might want to stay out of Texas for a while.
  48. the paulitics of fear
    Should Ron Paul Be Getting More Press?Sure, we’ll bite.
  49. politics
    Campaign Drama: Frank Rich and Adam Moss Discuss the Kickoff of the GOP Soap OperaA gaffe, a debate, a straw poll, and the late entrance of a gorilla.
  50. bons mots
    Bill Clinton Has a Bit of a Crush on Rick Perry“He’s a good looking rascal.”
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