1. 2012
    Romney Waiting for a Perry Punch Before He Really Starts TryingThe former front-runner isn’t panicking, for now.
  2. america’s sweetheart
    Is Sarah Palin Running?: Part CXXIV [Updated]She’s flying to New Hampshire after speaking in Iowa on Saturday.
  3. alec baldwin
    Alec Baldwin Makes a Good Case Against Being the Mayor“Eating hot dogs in Maspeth all day, or Paris with my girlfriend?”
  4. rick rolling
    Politico: ‘Perry Panic’ Is Spreading“We better load up, because he is bringing it.”
  5. rick rolling
    Rick Perry Said Something Nice to Hillary Clinton Eighteen Years AgoBombshell.
  6. bachmann ambition overdrive
    Michele Bachmann Lauds Michele Bachmann’s Sense of HumorShe was totally joking about that deadly hurricane, you guys!
  7. 9 11
    White House 9/11 Talking Points: Al Qaeda Is ‘Irrelevant’The government is pushing a “positive, forward-looking narrative.”
  8. fun-raising
    Some Really Oblivious Jews Think Michele Bachmann Is JewishThis makes Mitt Romney’s campaign sad.
  9. stuck in the mittle
    Technically, Mitt Romney Is Only Doubling the Size of His HouseNOT quadrupling.
  10. rick rolling
    Rick Perry Is Reading a Book About Converting Jews, MuslimsAnd it gets more extreme from there.
  11. the hunt for red november
    Every Day a New Poll Comes Out Is a Depressing Day for Jon HuntsmanHe’s now tied with … Thaddeus McCotter.
  12. religiots
    Michele Bachmann Blames God for the Earthquake, Hurricane Irene [Updated]He’s mad about the debt, obviously.
  13. dicks
    Colin Powell’s Head Still Intact After Reading Dick Cheney’s BookApparently, the former VP’s “cheap shots” did not have the desired effect.
  14. busted
    Puerto Rican Lawmaker Gives the Best Excuse Ever for Naked Photos“You know I’ve been losing weight. As I shed that weight, I’ve been taking pictures.”
  15. hopeless candidates
    George Pataki Succumbs to RealityHe’s not running for president.
  16. stall tactics
    Sarah Palin Continues to Take Her Time With Campaign AnnouncementIt doesn’t seem to be endearing her to anyone.
  17. early and awkward
    Republican Congressman Confiscates Cameras at a Town HallNow everyone hates him, even the tea partiers.
  18. plumbers
    Some Possible Campaign Slogans for Joe the PlumberHe’s reportedly close to running for Congress.
  19. cuomolot
    Andrew Cuomo Has a Totally Private, Scrutiny-Free Vacation SpotNobody even notices them in Saranac Lake!
  20. stuck in the mittle
    Mitt Romney Suddenly Not So Sure About Climate Change AnymoreWonder if this has anything to do with Rick Perry …
  21. rick rolling
    Rick Perry Now Dominating GOP RaceHe’s up by double digits over Mitt Romney in three national polls.
  22. rick rolling
    Rick Perry Doesn’t Get Why Gay People Have to Have Gay Sex All the TimeIs it because people enjoy having sex?
  23. hopeless candidates
    George Pataki Briefly Publishes Vice-Presidential Campaign Website“The hosting company apparently made a mistake and has prematurely made it searchable.”
  24. hipsters
    Observer: Obama Has Lost the Hipster Vote!Hipsters are — you won’t believe this — kind of over it.
  25. rick rolling
    Rick Perry Quickly Becoming the GOP Race’s Clear Front-RunnerHe’s beating Romney in two more polls.
  26. pop quiz
    The Completely Out-of-Context Candidate Quote QuizWhich candidates recently said “lubricant,” “dog food,” and “shagging”?
  27. early and often
    Dov Hikind Hates Gay Marriage So Much He’s Willing to Suspend Party AllegianceIn the special election to replace Anthony Weiner in the House, Hikind’s considering supporting Republican Bob Turner.
  28. obama is a human person
    The Latest Reason Why President Obama Is Terrible: He Reads FictionThe horrors!
  29. hopeless candidates
    George Pataki Is Going to Say Something in Iowa This WeekendWill he announce his candidacy for president?
  30. debates
    Hecklers Dominate Queens DebateThe candidates running for Anthony Weiner’s congressional seat are feisty, but their audience is feistier.
  31. bons mots
    All-Mormon GOP Ticket Probably Not Happening“There would be too many jokes about that.”
  32. stuck in the mittle
    Mitt Romney Is Rich, Part XXIVHe’s razing his beachfront home and building a much larger one.
  33. rick rolling
    Trial Lawyers Hate Rick PerryHis history of tort reform could drive money to Obama.
  34. hopeless candidacies
    Completely Illogical George Pataki Run Could Actually Happen SoonReports indicate that Pataki is serious about this, for some reason.
  35. funny because it’s true
    Colbert’s Super PAC Is Actually Pretty Serious“It’s all fun and games until somebody gets hurt, like a specific campaign or the electoral system.”
  36. rick rolling
    Was a Shady-Seeming Interaction Between a Bank Executive and Rick Perry Actually Shady?A man very slyly says to Perry, “Bank of America, we will help you out.”
  37. 2012
    Mitt Romney vs. Sarah Palin: The YouTube ShowdownBoth superstar Republicans released promo videos today.
  38. 2012
    Rick Perry’s Porn Issue Probably Isn’t Going to StickHe had some stocks, but they’re long gone.
  39. it’s science
    Do Voters Even Care If a Presidential Candidate Doesn’t Believe in Evolution?Barely.
  40. politics
    It’s Hard to Get the Government on the PhoneObama recommends calling for answers, but it’s not that easy.
  41. white men with money from their wives
    How the Richest Member of Congress Got That WayHis wife.
  42. yeehaw!
    Rick Perry Has Been Gifted 22 Pairs of Cowboy BootsThat number’s actually a bit lower than we’d expect.
  43. early and often
    GOP Says Elizabeth Warren Has Basically Never Been to MassachusettsExcept for Harvard, but that doesn’t count.
  44. 2012
    Sarah Palin Wouldn’t Call Newsweek’s Michele Bachmann Cover SexistTheir friendship is so over.
  45. politics
    Can Erick Erickson Change the GOP From His Living Room?Erick Erickson is having a moment, and it’s a prolonged one.
  46. early and awkward
    Which GOP Presidential Candidates Believe in Evolution?Amazingly, only three of them seem certain.
  47. rick rolling
    Evolution Is Just a ‘Theory That’s Out There,’ According to Rick PerryPerry is making Romney look saner by the day.
  48. paulitics
    This ‘Rick Perry’ Character Kind of Scares Ron Paul“He makes me look like a moderate.”
  49. bachmann aggression overdrive
    Michele Bachmann’s Security Crew Is ‘Physically Aggressive’Not a major surprise.
  50. bachmann ambition overdrive
    Meet Peter Waldron, the Former Ugandan Prisoner and Accused Spy Working for Michele Bachmann in IowaOh boy.
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