1. early and awful
    Haley Barbour Refuses to Denounce Long-Deceased KKK LeaderAnother really bad call!
    By Dan Amira
  2. early and often
    Ted Kennedy Jr. Fine With Leaving Washington Dangerously Kennedy-lessHe’d rather be a father than a senator right now.
    By Dan Amira
  3. early and often
    Get Ready for More ‘Petraeus 2012’ SpeculationHis command over the war in Afghanistan will be over by the end of the year.
    By Dan Amira
  4. rangeling
    Charlie Rangel Files Papers for 2012 Reelection CampaignOh, you thought you’d shamed him, did you?
    By Chris Rovzar
  5. we feel like we’re taking crazy pills
    Do Birthers Know That Mike Huckabee Is Not a Birther?Because he’s their preferred candidate.
    By Dan Amira
  7. awful things
    CBS’s Lara Logan ‘Suffered a Brutal and Sustained Sexual Assault and Beating’ in EgyptIt happened amid celebrations in Tahrir Square on Friday.
    By Chris Rovzar
  8. weird al greene
    Alvin Greene Is ‘Running’ for Office AgainAs is his wont, he has done no actual campaigning.
    By Dan Amira
  9. house of cards
    Democrats Give Darrell Issa the Credit of Trying to Take Him DownIs this even necessary?
    By Chris Rovzar
  10. breitbartleby the scrivener
    Shirley Sherrod Sues Andrew BreitbartIt’s surprising this didn’t happen sooner, no?
    By Chris Rovzar
  11. house of cards
    John Boehner: It’s Our Job to Listen to Americans, Even When They Say Ignorant Things That Are UntrueHonesty! That’s refreshing.
    By Chris Rovzar
  12. regarding gabby
    Gabrielle Giffords Walking, Talking, SingingThe good news, with caveats.
    By Chris Rovzar
  13. politics
    Chris Lee and His Wife May Rekindle the Flame in FloridaThey’re staying together, for now.
    By Mike Vilensky
  14. early and awkward
    Woman Who Flirted Online With Chris Lee Is RevealedThat was fast.
    By Chris Rovzar
  15. how do you solve a problem like santorum
    Sarah Palin and Rick Santorum Are in a FightIs that allowed?
    By Chris Rovzar
  16. school daze
    David Paterson to Teach at NYUCuddle classes!
    By Chris Rovzar
  17. the third terminator
    Mayor Bloomberg Didn’t Mean to Offend Anybody, It’s Just That Most Irish People He Sees Are DrunksOh, Mr. Mayor.
    By Chris Rovzar
  18. ink-stained wretches
    The Tea Party Will Have a MagazineThe era of the typo-ridden, hand-drawn sign is apparently over.
    By Chris Rovzar
  19. the donald
    Donald Trump: I’ll Decide on Running in June, ‘and by the Way, Ron Paul Cannot Get Elected, I’m Sorry’ZING!
    By Chris Rovzar
  20. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Being Eyed by Upstate Republicans to Replace Quitting Rep. Chris LeeBrilliant.
    By Chris Rovzar
  21. trump nation
    Donald Trump to Continue to Jerk Us Around With His Presidential Ambitions at CPAC This AfternoonHe’s speaking at the conference.
    By Chris Rovzar
  22. revolt like an egyptian
    Saudi King Abdullah to Obama: Don’t ‘Humiliate’ MubarakOops, too late.
    By Chris Rovzar
  23. early and awkward
    Chris Lee Warned Teens Against People Like Chris LeeCue the Alanis Morissette song.
    By Julie Gerstein
  24. early and awkward
    New York Representative Chris Lee Resigns After Trolling for Booty on Craigslist [Updated]Chris Lee claimed he was hacked. Then resigned.
    By Dan Amira
  25. early and often
    Senator Jim Webb Is RetiringAfter only one term, he’s returning to the private sector.
    By Dan Amira
  26. republican woodstock
    What You Need to Know About CPACThe gay controversy, the Palin controversy, the presidential horse race, and more.
    By Dan Amira
  27. the new civility
    Montana Congressman Says One of the Things You Can’t Say Anymore“How can we put some of these judicial activists on the endangered species list?”
    By Dan Amira
  28. early and awkward
    Chamber of Commerce Refuses to Laugh at Obama’s Corny JokesThis relationship will take a while to heal.
    By Dan Amira
  29. important ceilings
    America Is Cool With Another Economic CatastropheWhat can Congress do to make people support raising the debt ceiling?
    By Dan Amira
  30. early and often
    Jane Harman Leaving Congress for Think TankShe’ll be the president of the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars.
    By Dan Amira
  31. early and awesome
    Someone Named Jonathon the Impaler Sharkey Is Running for PresidentIn fact, 85 people, many of them with weird names, have already filed.
    By Dan Amira
  32. raging boehner
    John Boehner Denies C-Span Greater Opportunies to Film Him CryingIt’ll still be just the one camera, thanks.
    By Dan Amira
  33. rand management
    Rand Paul Is Just Against All Federal Laws NowHe’s the only senator to vote against a law that would criminalize pointing lasers at cockpits.
    By Dan Amira
  34. the enforcer
    SEC Director Offended by Obviousness of Galleon Accomplices’ SchemeAt least TRY to hid your insider trading.
    By Jessica Pressler
  35. early and awful
    GOP Grudgingly Admits That All Types of Rape Are Pretty BadGood call!
    By Dan Amira
  36. rom com
    Mitt Romney, for One, Recalls President Bush Having a Single Chief of StaffExcept for the other one.
    By Dan Amira
  37. the bush years
    Donald Rumsfeld Regrets Not Going Away SoonerJohn McCain totally agrees.
    By Dan Amira
  38. health carnage
    Health-Care Repeal Fails in SenateBut the GOP will try, try again.
    By Julie Gerstein
  39. no you di’nt
    Illinois Senator Claims Climate-Change Legislation Failed Because of Al Gore’s Marital ProblemsThat makes total sense.
    By Dan Amira
  40. equal rites
    Let’s Tear Apart Newt Gingrich’s Gay Marriage Logic!It won’t be that hard.
    By Dan Amira
  41. the hunt for red november
    Jon Huntsman Thought the Stimulus Was Too Small“It probably wasn’t large enough.”
    By Dan Amira
  42. early and often
    Obama Hoping to Win Every State Again in 2012Charlotte has been selected to host the 2012 DNC.
    By Dan Amira
  43. cuomolot
    Andrew Cuomo Launches War on ‘Permanent’ Spending IncreasesThe governor calls the state budget process a “sham.”
    By Chris Rovzar
  44. early and often
    Health-Care Reform Will Dog Romney, With the White House’s Help [Updated]At least four times over the past year, they’ve noted the similarities between RomneyCare and ObamaCare.
    By Dan Amira
  45. the hunt for red november
    Obama’s Ambassador to China Is Probably Going to Run for President (of America)And he might be Obama’s biggest threat.
    By Dan Amira
  46. early and awkward
    Sharron Angle Really Is Exploring Every One of Her OptionsOne of those options was discussing makeup at a makeup convention.
    By Dan Amira
  47. america’s sweetheart
    False Alarm: Sarah Palin Hasn’t Changed One BitShe has NOT ditched “don’t retreat, reload.”
    By Dan Amira
  48. oh albany!
    Novel Idea: Corrupt Politicians Shouldn’t Get PensionsThat’s what state comptroller Thomas DiNapoli is proposing.
    By Dan Amira
  49. we feel like we’re taking crazy pills
    Hawaii’s Attempt to Silence the Birthers Is Completely FutileThey’ll give out copies for $100 each, not that a copy will matter.
    By Dan Amira
  50. bachmann
    Nobody Dares to Double-cross Michele BachmannEven though her fellow Republican congressmen think she’s a joke.
    By Dan Amira
  51. early and often
    Chuck Todd Can’t Bring Himself to Compare Two Black People for Being BlackHerman Cain and Al Sharpton are alike why?
    By Dan Amira
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