1. health carnage
    Another Judge Rules Health-Care Reform Perfectly ConstitutionalThe score is three to two, if you’re keeping track at home.
  2. early and often
    Someone Asked Newt Gingrich About All Those Affairs He’s HadNice.
  3. rahmbo
    Rahm Emanuel Wins Chicago Mayoral Race [Updated]Without even a runoff!
  4. disunion
    Democratic Lawmakers in Indiana Embrace the ‘Flee Your State’ Fad [Updated]They’re copying Wisconsin Democrats and headed to Illinois.
  5. early and often
    Guy Most People Have Never Heard of Isn’t Running for PresidentJohn Thune will remain in the Senate.
  6. america’s sweetheart
    Sarah Palin Despises Newt Gingrich“Egotistical, narrow minded machine goon.”
  7. haley barbour
    Now Haley Barbour Says He’ll Veto Plan to Honor KKK LeaderHow nice of him.
  8. what the huck?
    Seven Reasons Mike Huckabee Might Not Run for PresidentHe’d be poorer, he might not win, and he doesn’t think the country needs him, to name a few.
  9. early and often
    Senator Jeff Bingaman, New Mexico Democrat, Won’t Run for ReelectionThe Democratic Party’s hold on the Senate gets weaker.
  10. shmashmortion
    Say Good-bye to Reproductive Health Care, LadiesA new bill plans on cutting all federal funding of family-planning services.
  11. what’s the matter with wisconsin?
    Wisconsin’s Democratic State Senators Are Hiding in a Best WesternThey fled the state so the GOP couldn’t pass an anti-union bill.
  12. america’s sweetheart
    Sarah Palin Ventures Into Fake AmericaShe was taking questions at a forum on Long Island.
  13. money woes
    Who Will Be Blamed for the Government Shutdown?The one that became more likely today.
  14. we feel like we’re taking crazy pills
    Michele Bachmann Toes the Birther Line, AgainIt’s very hard to get a definitive answer out of this woman.
  15. deep thoughts
    The Obama Administration Values Human Life More Than the Bush Administration DidWe have the numbers to prove it.
  16. the donald
    Donald Trump vs. Donald Trump: The Difference a Decade MakesOn abortion and a number of other issues, the Donald has shifted rightward just in time for 2012.
  17. bons mots
    Chris Christie Getting Closer and Closer to Killing HimselfPeople will just not believe he’s not running for president.
  18. early and awful
    Haley Barbour Refuses to Denounce Long-Deceased KKK LeaderAnother really bad call!
  19. early and often
    Ted Kennedy Jr. Fine With Leaving Washington Dangerously Kennedy-lessHe’d rather be a father than a senator right now.
  20. early and often
    Get Ready for More ‘Petraeus 2012’ SpeculationHis command over the war in Afghanistan will be over by the end of the year.
  21. rangeling
    Charlie Rangel Files Papers for 2012 Reelection CampaignOh, you thought you’d shamed him, did you?
  22. we feel like we’re taking crazy pills
    Do Birthers Know That Mike Huckabee Is Not a Birther?Because he’s their preferred candidate.
  23. awful things
    CBS’s Lara Logan ‘Suffered a Brutal and Sustained Sexual Assault and Beating’ in EgyptIt happened amid celebrations in Tahrir Square on Friday.
  24. weird al greene
    Alvin Greene Is ‘Running’ for Office AgainAs is his wont, he has done no actual campaigning.
  25. house of cards
    Democrats Give Darrell Issa the Credit of Trying to Take Him DownIs this even necessary?
  26. breitbartleby the scrivener
    Shirley Sherrod Sues Andrew BreitbartIt’s surprising this didn’t happen sooner, no?
  27. house of cards
    John Boehner: It’s Our Job to Listen to Americans, Even When They Say Ignorant Things That Are UntrueHonesty! That’s refreshing.
  28. regarding gabby
    Gabrielle Giffords Walking, Talking, SingingThe good news, with caveats.
  29. politics
    Chris Lee and His Wife May Rekindle the Flame in FloridaThey’re staying together, for now.
  30. early and awkward
    Woman Who Flirted Online With Chris Lee Is RevealedThat was fast.
  31. how do you solve a problem like santorum
    Sarah Palin and Rick Santorum Are in a FightIs that allowed?
  32. school daze
    David Paterson to Teach at NYUCuddle classes!
  33. the third terminator
    Mayor Bloomberg Didn’t Mean to Offend Anybody, It’s Just That Most Irish People He Sees Are DrunksOh, Mr. Mayor.
  34. ink-stained wretches
    The Tea Party Will Have a MagazineThe era of the typo-ridden, hand-drawn sign is apparently over.
  35. the donald
    Donald Trump: I’ll Decide on Running in June, ‘and by the Way, Ron Paul Cannot Get Elected, I’m Sorry’ZING!
  36. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Being Eyed by Upstate Republicans to Replace Quitting Rep. Chris LeeBrilliant.
  37. trump nation
    Donald Trump to Continue to Jerk Us Around With His Presidential Ambitions at CPAC This AfternoonHe’s speaking at the conference.
  38. revolt like an egyptian
    Saudi King Abdullah to Obama: Don’t ‘Humiliate’ MubarakOops, too late.
  39. early and awkward
    Chris Lee Warned Teens Against People Like Chris LeeCue the Alanis Morissette song.
  40. early and awkward
    New York Representative Chris Lee Resigns After Trolling for Booty on Craigslist [Updated]Chris Lee claimed he was hacked. Then resigned.
  41. early and often
    Senator Jim Webb Is RetiringAfter only one term, he’s returning to the private sector.
  42. republican woodstock
    What You Need to Know About CPACThe gay controversy, the Palin controversy, the presidential horse race, and more.
  43. the new civility
    Montana Congressman Says One of the Things You Can’t Say Anymore“How can we put some of these judicial activists on the endangered species list?”
  44. early and awkward
    Chamber of Commerce Refuses to Laugh at Obama’s Corny JokesThis relationship will take a while to heal.
  45. important ceilings
    America Is Cool With Another Economic CatastropheWhat can Congress do to make people support raising the debt ceiling?
  46. early and often
    Jane Harman Leaving Congress for Think TankShe’ll be the president of the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars.
  47. early and awesome
    Someone Named Jonathon the Impaler Sharkey Is Running for PresidentIn fact, 85 people, many of them with weird names, have already filed.
  48. raging boehner
    John Boehner Denies C-Span Greater Opportunies to Film Him CryingIt’ll still be just the one camera, thanks.
  49. rand management
    Rand Paul Is Just Against All Federal Laws NowHe’s the only senator to vote against a law that would criminalize pointing lasers at cockpits.
  50. the enforcer
    SEC Director Offended by Obviousness of Galleon Accomplices’ SchemeAt least TRY to hid your insider trading.
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