1. rahmbo
    White House Staff Presents Rahm Emanuel With Dead Fish Upon Departure“In Chicago,” Press Secretary Robert Gibbs later explained to the press corps, “this is how friends say goodbye.”
    By Chris Rovzar
  2. rahmbo
    ‘I Walked Into the Briefing Today, Birds Up, and Said “Hey Sn@*ch-Warblers, You’ve Only Got One Day Left With This Bitch.” It’s Official.’@MayorEmanuel, our new favorite fake Twitter account.
    By Chris Rovzar
  3. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Admits He Just Made Up That Thing About Andrew Cuomo Having an AffairAlso, Paladino says he’s never had an affair. Can … not … compute.
    By Dan Amira
  4. misconceptions
    Economy-Saving Program That Everybody Hates May Turn a ProfitBut TARP is still a dirty word.
    By Dan Amira
  5. carl paladino
    Watch Paladino-Dicker Showdown: The Animated-Bear RemixPerhaps the only context in which “you’re a stalking horse” comes off as adorable.
    By Josh Duboff
  7. early and awkward
    Meg Whitman Would So Love to Take a Polygraph TestDid she know her housekeeper was illegal?
    By Dan Amira
  8. secretary of awesome
    President Obama Crushing Hillary Clinton in Very Hypothetical 2012 Primary MatchupNow she’s DEFINITELY not going to do it.
    By Dan Amira
  9. cable news news
    Rupert Murdoch: ‘We Are Not Anti-Immigrant at Fox News’Jon Stewart, your move.
    By Chris Rovzar
  10. paladinosaur
    Did the Post Make Paladino’s 10-Year-Old Daughter Cry?Carl Paladino says yes, the ‘Post”s Fred Dicker says “I don’t know.”
    By Dan Amira
  11. paladinosaur
    Paladino Threatens to ‘Take Out’ Post ReporterHe threatens to “take him out.”
    By Josh Duboff
  12. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Alleges Andrew Cuomo May Have Cheated on His Wife“Has anybody asked Andrew Cuomo about his paramours?”
    By Josh Duboff
  13. the new adventures of old christine
    The Curious Case of Christine O’Donnell’s LinkedIn ProfileThe one that claimed she went to Oxford and Claremont Graduate University? It wasn’t hers, she says.
    By Dan Amira
  14. never forget
    The Gentlemen Will Help 9/11 First Responders. The Gentlemen Are Correct in Helping 9/11 First Responders.The House passes the 9/11 health-care bill.
    By Dan Amira
  15. glenn beck
    The Times Forces Itself to Deal With Glenn BeckNaturally, the result is a little awkward.
    By Chris Rovzar
  16. early and awful
    GOP Nominee for Governor of Maine Will Tell President Obama to ‘Go to Hell’ Over and Over AgainVote anger 2010!
    By Dan Amira
  17. the new adventures of old christine
    Pretty Much Everything Christine O’Donnell Has Said About Her Education History Is WrongTurns out there’s another school she never attended.
    By Dan Amira
  18. crimes and misdemeanors
    Alan Hevesi Probably Going to PrisonThe former state controller is expected to plead guilty to a felony corruption charge.
    By Dan Amira
  19. paladinosaur
    Times Shines a Light on Paladino’s AidesAt least four of ‘em have had “brushes with the law.”
    By Josh Duboff
  20. early and often
    President Obama Deftly Answers Trick Religion Question“Why are you a Christian?”
    By Dan Amira
  21. the new adventures of old christine
    Christine O’Donnell Was Once Inside a Building at Oxford UniversitySo it’s probably fair to say she went to Oxford.
    By Dan Amira
  22. early and often
    The White House Will Scold Democrats Until They’re Sufficiently Excited About VotingIs this new strategy going to work?
    By Dan Amira
  23. secrets of the white house
    White House Prepares for Life After RahmWho will replace him as chief of staff?
    By Dan Amira
  24. cable news news
    Bill O’Reilly Visits Daily Show For Good-Humored ChatStewart says Beck won’t have him on air.
    By Josh Duboff
  25. paladinosaur
    Joy Behar Will Not Be Receiving A Christmas Card From Carl Paladino“That’s catty, it’s pissy and strikes of something that someone would say when suffering from a sudden hot flash.”
    By Josh Duboff
  26. all in the family
    Kim Jong Il Promotes Youngest Son, His Likely SuccessorHis daughter also is named a senior general.
    By Josh Duboff
  27. early and often
    Updated: Rick Lazio Won’t Play the Spoiler, But Isn’t Overly Fond of Carl Paladino, EitherThe Conservative Party nominee is reportedly withdrawing from the gubernatorial race.
    By Dan Amira
  28. earmarks
    Boehner Refuses to Rule Out Earmarks“It will not be business as usual here in Washington, D.C.”
    By Josh Duboff
  29. rallies
    Liberal Groups Plan March on WashingtonOver 300 organizations to rally in D.C. this Saturday.
    By Josh Duboff
  30. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino’s Wife Really Loves HimHis pickup line: “You don’t have the uncle that’s the crook, do you?”
    By Mike Vilensky
  31. politics
    Democratic Senator Blocks Obama Cabinet Nominee Over Oil DrillingLouisiana senator Mary Landrieu has told Obama she won’t approve his nominee to run the nation’s budget office unless he allows offshore drilling.
    By Avi Zenilman
  32. bons mots
    Andrew Cuomo Doesn’t Want to Hear Eliot Spitzer’s Opinion on CleanlinessSpitzer had called him the “dirtiest, nastiest political player out there.”
    By Dan Amira
  33. gingrinch
    Newt Gingrich Knows Exactly What President Obama Thinks About Winston ChurchillHis explanation for why Obama is “anti-colonial.”
    By Dan Amira
  34. politics
    Republicans Are Communists and Immigrants!Representative Loretta Sanchez and Senate candidate Charlie Crist mix Cold War imagery and xenophobia as they scramble to reach swing voters.
    By Avi Zenilman
  35. politics
    Schumer and Menendez Pushed for Tax-Cut VoteWhy did Senate Democrats refuse to listen to the guys who got them elected?
    By Avi Zenilman
  36. politics
    Is the Ideal Cuomo Voter an Apathetic Woman?A new poll shows him up by nineteen, due to his strength among women and voters who call themselves “not enthusiastic.”
    By Avi Zenilman
  37. 42
    Clinton Global Initiative Briefly Turns Into Clinton RoastAnd the emcee was President Obama.
    By Dan Amira
  38. gop
    John Boehner’s Rhetoric Hasn’t Changed Much in Twelve Years“This thing’s not even a sequel; it’s like a shot-by-shot remake,” Stewart says.
    By Josh Duboff
  39. cable news news
    Greta Van Susteren Cancels Bob Woodward Interview After Publisher Won’t Hand Over Book‘Right on Greta!’ tweets Rachel Maddow.
    By Chris Rovzar
  40. america’s sweetheart
    Sarah Palin Wonders What We Don’t Know About This Barack Hussein ObamaWonder why she suddenly decided to use the middle name there.
    By Dan Amira
  41. international intrigue
    U.S. Delegation Walks Out on Ahmadinejad During U.N. SpeechIt was the whole ‘9/11 was an inside job’ thing.
    By Chris Rovzar
  42. early and often
    Skittish Democrats Will Vote on Bush Tax Cuts After the ElectionIs this a terrible strategy?
    By Dan Amira
  43. joetorious
    Joe Biden ‘Guarantees’ That the Democrats Will Retain House MajorityOh, okay.
    By Dan Amira
  44. early and often
    President Obama: Let’s Have an Independent Palestine by This Time Next YearOh, why didn’t anyone else think of that?
    By Chris Rovzar
  45. what other people think
    Nation Generally Underwhelmed by GOP’s ‘Pledge to America’Here’s what liberal and conservative pundits alike are saying.
    By Dan Amira
  46. early and often
    Wildly Different Results in Another New York PollCuomo and Gillibrand up by over 30 points?
    By Dan Amira
  47. early and awkward
    Watch a Segregationist Congressional Candidate SquirmJim Russell tried to explain why he said all those racist things. It didn’t go well.
    By Dan Amira
  48. don’t ask don’t tell
    The Next Steps for a ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ RepealThere was a setback for gay-rights advocates this week. What next?
    By Sean Kennedy
  49. obama in the city
    AIDS Protesters Are Very Rude to President ObamaBut they got their message across.
    By Dan Amira
  50. early and often
    Kirsten Gillibrand Barely Ahead of Unknown Republican ChallengerHis name is Joe DioGuardi, and he’s making this a race.
    By Dan Amira
  51. don’t ask don’t tell
    Jon Stewart Asks, ‘Are We Run by Assholes?’“How does a popular bill not become a law?”
    By Josh Duboff
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