1. joetorious
    Joe Biden: ‘If I Hear One More Republican Tell Me About Balancing the Budget, I Am Going to Strangle Them’“To the press: that’s a figure of speech.”
    By Chris Rovzar
  2. the politispeak translator 5000
    Translating Chris ChristieWe run the New Jersey governor through our sophisticated supercomputer.
    By Dan Amira
  3. early and often
    YouTube Has Scared Candidates Into HidingCandidates from Christine O’Donnell to Rand Paul to Sharron Angle are hiding from the press and the public.
    By Dan Amira
  4. equal rites
    Mayor Bloomberg’s New Ad to Support Legalizing Gay MarriageWatch the ad.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  5. paladinosaur
    CNN Hosts Wanted to Talk About ‘Gutter Nonsense,’ Paladino SaysAlso: “This will be the end of Andrew Cuomo’s career.”
    By Josh Duboff
  7. the new adventures of old christine
    Christine O’Donnell’s First Campaign Ad: ‘I’m Not a Witch’“I’ll go to Washington and do what you’d do.”
    By Josh Duboff
  8. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Is the Only One Who Remembers the Time He Helped Negotiate a Hostage SituationIt was the seventies. Memories were notoriously hazy.
    By Dan Amira
  9. the new adventures of old christine
    Christine O’Donnell Thinks She Has Access to Classified Chinese War PlansChina is plotting to take over America, she warned in 2006.
    By Dan Amira
  10. early and awkward
    People Start to Notice That Rahm Emanuel Hasn’t Been Living in ChicagoSo … he’s not allowed to be mayor.
    By Dan Amira
  11. early and awkward
    Political Ad Has Most Ominous Music EverNot surprisingly, a candidate’s Arab-ness is the reason.
    By Dan Amira
  12. early and often
    Sharron Angle Caught on Tape Offering to Share Her Special Juice With OpponentAnd trashes the Republican Party.
    By Dan Amira
  13. early and awesome
    Illiterate Clown Elected to Brazilian CongressLiterally.
    By Dan Amira
  14. early and often
    Does Donald Trump Want to Be Hired … by America?A mysterious phone poll in New Hampshire tests the Donald’s viability as a presidential candidate.
    By Dan Amira
  15. andrew cuomo
    Cuomo Says Paladino Is ‘Preying on Fear’Doesn’t mention his opponent by name.
    By Josh Duboff
  16. politics as unusual
    Christine O’Donnell Is ‘Currently Taking Applications for a Husband’Eccentric Republican seeks same.
    By Mike Vilensky
  17. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Is Back to the Whole ‘Cuomo Had an Affair’ ThingThis time he says he DOES have evidence of an affair, even though yesterday he said he didn’t.
    By Chris Rovzar
  18. the great switcheroo
    Clinton-Biden Switcheroo Speculation ContinuesBush’s chief of staff wouldn’t be surprised if Hillary became Obama’s running mate in 2012.
    By Dan Amira
  19. rahmbo
    White House Staff Presents Rahm Emanuel With Dead Fish Upon Departure“In Chicago,” Press Secretary Robert Gibbs later explained to the press corps, “this is how friends say goodbye.”
    By Chris Rovzar
  20. rahmbo
    ‘I Walked Into the Briefing Today, Birds Up, and Said “Hey Sn@*ch-Warblers, You’ve Only Got One Day Left With This Bitch.” It’s Official.’@MayorEmanuel, our new favorite fake Twitter account.
    By Chris Rovzar
  21. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Admits He Just Made Up That Thing About Andrew Cuomo Having an AffairAlso, Paladino says he’s never had an affair. Can … not … compute.
    By Dan Amira
  22. misconceptions
    Economy-Saving Program That Everybody Hates May Turn a ProfitBut TARP is still a dirty word.
    By Dan Amira
  23. carl paladino
    Watch Paladino-Dicker Showdown: The Animated-Bear RemixPerhaps the only context in which “you’re a stalking horse” comes off as adorable.
    By Josh Duboff
  24. early and awkward
    Meg Whitman Would So Love to Take a Polygraph TestDid she know her housekeeper was illegal?
    By Dan Amira
  25. secretary of awesome
    President Obama Crushing Hillary Clinton in Very Hypothetical 2012 Primary MatchupNow she’s DEFINITELY not going to do it.
    By Dan Amira
  26. cable news news
    Rupert Murdoch: ‘We Are Not Anti-Immigrant at Fox News’Jon Stewart, your move.
    By Chris Rovzar
  27. paladinosaur
    Did the Post Make Paladino’s 10-Year-Old Daughter Cry?Carl Paladino says yes, the ‘Post”s Fred Dicker says “I don’t know.”
    By Dan Amira
  28. paladinosaur
    Paladino Threatens to ‘Take Out’ Post ReporterHe threatens to “take him out.”
    By Josh Duboff
  29. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Alleges Andrew Cuomo May Have Cheated on His Wife“Has anybody asked Andrew Cuomo about his paramours?”
    By Josh Duboff
  30. the new adventures of old christine
    The Curious Case of Christine O’Donnell’s LinkedIn ProfileThe one that claimed she went to Oxford and Claremont Graduate University? It wasn’t hers, she says.
    By Dan Amira
  31. never forget
    The Gentlemen Will Help 9/11 First Responders. The Gentlemen Are Correct in Helping 9/11 First Responders.The House passes the 9/11 health-care bill.
    By Dan Amira
  32. glenn beck
    The Times Forces Itself to Deal With Glenn BeckNaturally, the result is a little awkward.
    By Chris Rovzar
  33. early and awful
    GOP Nominee for Governor of Maine Will Tell President Obama to ‘Go to Hell’ Over and Over AgainVote anger 2010!
    By Dan Amira
  34. the new adventures of old christine
    Pretty Much Everything Christine O’Donnell Has Said About Her Education History Is WrongTurns out there’s another school she never attended.
    By Dan Amira
  35. crimes and misdemeanors
    Alan Hevesi Probably Going to PrisonThe former state controller is expected to plead guilty to a felony corruption charge.
    By Dan Amira
  36. paladinosaur
    Times Shines a Light on Paladino’s AidesAt least four of ‘em have had “brushes with the law.”
    By Josh Duboff
  37. early and often
    President Obama Deftly Answers Trick Religion Question“Why are you a Christian?”
    By Dan Amira
  38. the new adventures of old christine
    Christine O’Donnell Was Once Inside a Building at Oxford UniversitySo it’s probably fair to say she went to Oxford.
    By Dan Amira
  39. early and often
    The White House Will Scold Democrats Until They’re Sufficiently Excited About VotingIs this new strategy going to work?
    By Dan Amira
  40. secrets of the white house
    White House Prepares for Life After RahmWho will replace him as chief of staff?
    By Dan Amira
  41. cable news news
    Bill O’Reilly Visits Daily Show For Good-Humored ChatStewart says Beck won’t have him on air.
    By Josh Duboff
  42. paladinosaur
    Joy Behar Will Not Be Receiving A Christmas Card From Carl Paladino“That’s catty, it’s pissy and strikes of something that someone would say when suffering from a sudden hot flash.”
    By Josh Duboff
  43. all in the family
    Kim Jong Il Promotes Youngest Son, His Likely SuccessorHis daughter also is named a senior general.
    By Josh Duboff
  44. early and often
    Updated: Rick Lazio Won’t Play the Spoiler, But Isn’t Overly Fond of Carl Paladino, EitherThe Conservative Party nominee is reportedly withdrawing from the gubernatorial race.
    By Dan Amira
  45. earmarks
    Boehner Refuses to Rule Out Earmarks“It will not be business as usual here in Washington, D.C.”
    By Josh Duboff
  46. rallies
    Liberal Groups Plan March on WashingtonOver 300 organizations to rally in D.C. this Saturday.
    By Josh Duboff
  47. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino’s Wife Really Loves HimHis pickup line: “You don’t have the uncle that’s the crook, do you?”
    By Mike Vilensky
  48. politics
    Democratic Senator Blocks Obama Cabinet Nominee Over Oil DrillingLouisiana senator Mary Landrieu has told Obama she won’t approve his nominee to run the nation’s budget office unless he allows offshore drilling.
    By Avi Zenilman
  49. bons mots
    Andrew Cuomo Doesn’t Want to Hear Eliot Spitzer’s Opinion on CleanlinessSpitzer had called him the “dirtiest, nastiest political player out there.”
    By Dan Amira
  50. gingrinch
    Newt Gingrich Knows Exactly What President Obama Thinks About Winston ChurchillHis explanation for why Obama is “anti-colonial.”
    By Dan Amira
  51. politics
    Republicans Are Communists and Immigrants!Representative Loretta Sanchez and Senate candidate Charlie Crist mix Cold War imagery and xenophobia as they scramble to reach swing voters.
    By Avi Zenilman
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