1. early and awkward
    Senate Tea-Party Candidate Accidentally Reveals What He Thinks of BirthersTo a Democratic operative, who recorded it.
  2. fight or flight
    Charlie Rangel Is ‘Looking Forward’ to Fighting Those Ethics ChargesIt’s NBD. Except that other Democrats are already calling for his resignation. And he has mounting legal fees. Hmmm.
  3. our hero
    Andrew Cuomo Not About to Let Joe Cassano Slip Through His FingersThe Justice Department failed. The SEC failed. But the Attorney General may bring the man who dumped AIG in our laps to justice.
  4. we feel like we’re taking crazy pills
    Kansas Congressional Candidate Just Can’t Stop Accidentally Being a BirtherWhoops! Did I question Obama’s country of origin by accident? My bad.
  5. early and awful
    President Obama’s Vast Ice-Cream ConspiracyThe president buys ice cream from a shop that appeals to his “core radical base.”
  6. weird al greene
    Alvin Greene Was Not Behind Subtly Deprecating Alvin Greene RapAw.
  7. charlie rangel
    Luke Russert Gets Under Charlie Rangel’s SkinNot pleased when asked about possibility of losing his job.
  8. crimes and misdemeanors
    Charlie Rangel Is in TroubleA House committee says he’s guilty of ethics violations.
  9. weird al greene
    The Air Force Didn’t Promote Alvin Greene Because He Wasn’t Communist EnoughOr: terrorist-y enough. Either one.
  10. climate unchanged
    Rise of Oceans to Continue IndefinitelyComprehensive energy-reform legislation is dead. Done. Kaput.
  11. early and often
    Nancy Pelosi Sees Herself As a LionessWe thought of her as more of a cheetah, but.
  12. early and awkward
    Colorado Senate Candidate Is So Manly, He Walks Around With Poop Right on His ShoesThe Colorado GOP Senate primary gets very entertaining.
  13. the post-racial world
    Bill O’Reilly Apologizes To Shirley Sherrod… Then Continues Criticizing Her“Memo to Shirley: using phrases like ‘his own kind’ is not a good ‘bringing people together’ strategy.”
  14. cautious pessimism
    Depressive Bernanke Brings Down MarketsEeyore strikes again.
  15. John Boehner Says Report About Something He Said ‘Seems Like a Rumor’Did he tell GOP congressmen to stop flirting with lobbyists?
  16. photo op
    Obama Declares the End of Bailouts, ForeverFinancial reform is now law.
  17. the post-racial world
    Will Tom Vilsack Pull a Bud Selig?A blown call that has to be reversed.
  18. early and often
    A Sarah Palin Endorsement Means More Than a Barack Obama EndorsementObama’s rough summer continues.
  19. funemployment
    Lazy Jobless Swimming in Endless Amount of Cash Once MoreThe Senate passed an emergency extension of unemployment benefits today.
  20. the most important wedding in the world
    ‘Chelsea Clinton Has Taken What Was Supposed to Be a Special Day for Me and Turned It Into Hell’This is what happens when you are the Other Bride in Rhinebeck on July 31.
  21. confirming kagan
    Lindsey Graham Calls Out Activism of Fellow Senators in Announcing Support for Elena KaganThe GOP’s new maverick shames his colleagues.
  22. tea time
    GOP Congressmen Not Exactly Rushing to Join Tea Party CaucusWhy isn’t the GOP more excited about this new and awesome group?
  23. unemployment
    Senate to Pass Jobless-Aid Extension TuesdayObama lashes out at GOP filibustering.
  24. new yorker stories in 400 words or less
    Paul Volcker Doesn’t Like His Own Rule Anymore“It doesn’t have the purity I was searching for.”
  25. mavericks
    GOP Wants to Know If There’s Any Interest in John McCain for President in 2012He will only be 76 years old.
  26. early and awkward
    Republicans Already Out of Ideas to Reduce the National DebtTwo party leaders can’t name a single thing the GOP would do.
  27. weird al greene
    Alvin Greene’s First Speech Surprisingly Without IncidentThough, disappointingly, no mention of action figures.
  28. bons mots
    Mayor Bloomberg Accurately Gauges His Appeal Outside of New York CityThis is why he won’t run for president.
  29. comings and goings
    Carte Goodwin, 36, Gets to Be a Senator for a Few MonthsHe’ll replace Robert Byrd in West Virginia.
  30. status cuomo
    Andrew Cuomo Tries to Be Humble About His Enormous Pile of CashHe has a ridiculous funding edge over his Republican opponents.
  31. pop quiz
    Politicians and Their Strange, Surprising Childhood NicknamesCan you guess who used to go by Boozy Boy, Bird Legs, or Pinky?
  32. slouching toward reform
    Senate Passes Financial-Overhaul BillThe president is expected to sign it this week.
  33. deep reads
    Someone Who Has Actually Read the Financial-Regulation Bill Weighs In on ItThere is good news and bad news.
  34. dubya
    Rove: Not Defending Bush Against Accusations of Lying Was My ‘Biggest Mistake in the White House’Bush’s former senior adviser sticks up for him six years later.
  35. ballsy former state senators
    Hiram Monserrate Refuses to Accept How Unlikable He IsNow he’s running for the State Assembly.
  36. secrets of the hill
    Ethics Office Just Discovered How Shady Washington IsYou mean lobbyists can affect how congressmen vote?
  37. get well get well soon we want you to get well
    Dick Cheney One Step Further in Becoming Galaxy-Threatening CyborgHis heart is practically made of machine!
  38. early and awesome
    Dead People Now Campaigning Against Harry ReidAn obituary’s plea.
  39. early and often
    Nancy Pelosi Has No Idea Who This ‘Robert Gibbs’ Fellow IsShe slams Gibbs for saying the GOP could win the House.
  40. primaries
    The Armies Didn’t Gather in Time to Help Rick BarberTea party candidate soundly defeated in primary.
  41. early and awkward
    Attorney General Candidate Eric Schneiderman Gets Attention for the Wrong ReasonsHe’s accused of rear-ending a car and leaving the scene.
  42. early and awkward
    Mort Zuckerman Is Not an Obama SpeechwriterApparently there was some confusion.
  43. slouching toward reform
    Hank Paulson: Ultimately, the Financial-Regulation Bill Doesn’t Really Matter“I think it is asking a lot for regulators to be perfect, because they won’t be.”
  44. early and often
    Voters Still Trust Democrats More Than RepublicansThen why will the Republicans win so many seats this year?
  45. mayoral race
    Weiner and Quinn Already Leading 2013 Mayoral Money RaceOf all the six current politicians mulling a run, those two are millions ahead.
  46. early and often
    Newt Gingrich Has Never Been More Serious About Pretending to Run for PresidentIs this all part of his patented Newt publicity strategy?
  47. oh albany!
    Pedro Espada Has God on His SideAnd even if he doesn’t, his foes are racist.
  48. early and awkward
    Snooki to Meghan McCain: Your Dad Is HotThis past presidential election, the ‘Jersey Shore’ star voted based on looks.
  49. secretary of awesome
    Yes, Bernard Goldberg, We Will Take Your Hillary BetHe thinks Hillary Clinton will run for president in 2012.
  50. what can brown do for you?
    Scott Brown Will Vote for Financial Reform; Cue ‘RINO’ TauntsThe legislation is now assured of passage.
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