1. fierceness
    Private Equity CEO Lynn Tilton Whips Men, and Companies, Into Shape“It’s only men that I strip and flip. My companies I hold long and close to my heart.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. the enforcer
    SEC Charges Four More in Galleon Insider-Trading CaseSEC director Robert Khuzami expresses fresh outrage.
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. dicks
    Former Investment Banker’s Human-Trafficking Business Is BoomingMail-order brides are really cost-effective, aptly named Wharton grad Joseph Weiner explains.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. the daily intel dwarf economic index
    Dwarf Activity Suggests U.K. Economy Getting Back on TrackA British investment bank seeks to hire dwarfs.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. intelleaks
    Lloyd Blankfein’s Secret Facebook FeedContrary to what they’d like us to believe, Goldman Sachs employees have been on Facebook a long time.
    By Daily Intelligencer
  7. fi-cri fallout
    The Immortal Life of Martha KunkleA credit-card company took her signature without asking. That signature never died.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. white men with money
    ‘As Many of You Are Aware, at the End of Every Year I Lock Myself in a Bank Vault for a Couple Days With All of My Money’A spoof of hedge-fund investor letters.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. white men who throw money at the problem
    Steven Rattner and Andrew Cuomo Make a DealThe former car czar agrees to pay $10 million, and apologizes for talking out of school.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. bonus season
    Goldman Bonuses to Hit Record Lows?Compensation at the firm this year is said to be at the second-lowest level since going public.
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. bonus season
    Women on Wall Street Don’t Think They Deserve Big BonusesIn a survey, most were happy to be getting bonuses at all.
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. a very cuomo christmas
    With Christmas Suit Against Ernst & Young, Cuomo Continues Long Tradition of Ass KickingArea man explains.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. passage to prison
    Accused Ponzi Schemer Finds Out the Hard Way That the Feds Read Jail MailDisgraced financier Ken Starr’s prison love notes revealed.
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. fi-cri fallout
    Cuomo: Ernst & Young Knew Lehman’s Carpet Didn’t Match the DrapesFiguratively speaking.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. the unpaid
    Beware of the Wall Street ‘Zeros’Sapped of their life force — bonuses — these creatures stalk the halls, moaning and wailing.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. economic indicators
    Pastry Presence Indicates Citigroup Is Back on TrackThe embattled superbank can once again afford doughnuts.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. bonus season
    Morgan Stanley CEO Will ‘Personally Escort’ Out Employees Who Leak Bonus InfoJames Gorman offers employees unique opportunity for face time with the boss.
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. war-mart
    You Might Be Surprised by What New Yorkers Think of Wal-MartThey like it, and most of them want one in their neighborhood.
    By Chris Rovzar
  19. economic indicators
    Dwarf for Hire: ‘Life Is Good’Introducing the Daily Intel Dwarf Economic Index.
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. made-off
    Bernie Madoff’s Debts Have Fallen Even Further Down the Family TreeFive Madoff grandchildren are named in lawsuits to recover funds for Ponzi scheme victims.
  21. ink-stained wretches
    Fellow Times Reporters Still Bitching About Andrew Ross SorkinAlthough now they’re even more afraid.
    By Chris Rovzar
  22. economic indicators
    Goldman Sachs Allowed to Celebrate the Holidays This YearThe firm will be hosting at least one holiday party this year.
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. signs
    Philip Falcone Assures Us He Has Nothing to Be Worried AboutWith his accessories.
    By Jessica Pressler
  24. talking heads
    John Kinnucan Wouldn’t Sing for Feds, But Now He Won’t Shut Up“If I don’t raise my voice, nobody will, because everyone has gone underground.”
  25. white men with money
    Barry Diller Steps Down as CEO of IACAnd with this move, his decades-long partnership with John Malone is effectively over.
    By Chris Rovzar
  26. sticking up for the not-so-little guy
    Jamie Dimon, Rebel With a CauseJPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon is consumed by the need for justice … for bankers.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. orszgasm
    Citigroup in Talks to Hire Peter OrszagThe former White House budget director is a busy bee these days.
    By Chris Rovzar
  28. working
    Finally, an Assistant Worth HiringHe will find you an ethnic baby to make fun of AND fake an injury to get you a discount.
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. the white collar criminal justice system
    In Midst of Lambasting Rattner, Cuomo Pitches New Law & Order SpinoffDamn, this guy is good.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. making an assange out of bofa
    WikiLeaks Targeting Bank of America? (Updated)A 2009 interview with the founder and suspected half-vampire Julian Assange suggests possibly.
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. white men with money
    Baby Talk Encouraged by CEO of Barclays“Talk to me like a 2-year-old.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  32. goldman sachs
    Goldman Threatens to ‘Declaw’ Party-Boy Partner KimballOuch.
    By Jessica Pressler
  33. stool pigeons
    Wife of SAC Capital Executive Caves to CopsHedge-fund wife gives up husband; admits wrongdoing.
    By Jessica Pressler
  34. optics
    MBA Candidates Who Have Essays Written for Them ‘Are Not Trying to Be Unethical’They’re just too busy to do it themselves.
    By Jessica Pressler
  35. the great holiday hedge fund bust
    Wall Street ‘Hero’ John Kinnucan Explains HimselfHe might have worn a wire if the Feds had been nicer.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. innovation
    Citigroup Trying Out This Negative-Publicity Thing?Beleaguered bank tests new marketing strategy.
    By Jessica Pressler
  37. don chu forget about me
    First Arrest Made in Fed’s Insider-Trading SweepDon Ching Trang Chu has been charged with securities fraud.
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. immortal icons
    Bruce Willis Promises the People of Moscow He Will Never Drop DeadThe ‘Die Hard’ star becomes the face of a Russian bank.
    By Jessica Pressler
  39. bad luck charms
    Wall Street’s Relationship With Dwarves: A Short HistoryIt’s all fun and games until you hire a little person.
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. made-off
    Madoff Trustee Sues UBS for $2 BillionSwiss bank “looked the other way” when it came to Madoff trades, lawyer says.
    By Jessica Pressler
  41. the great american insult machine
    Matt Taibbi Fails to Recognize Own InsultForgot which TV personality he called a “douch-wad.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. folk heros
    Analyst Who Refused to Cooperate With FBI Hailed As HeroJohn Kinnucan is lauded on CNBC.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. the business of america
    Business Upset That Under Obama They Have Achieved Only the Highest Profits EverThanks for nothing, Obama.
    By Dan Amira
  44. swimming with sharks
    Federal Investigators Circling Steve CohenSAC Capital gets a subpoena.
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. smelling a rattner
    Steven Rattner: Andrew Cuomo Is Trying to Ruin My Life, Birthday“He has basically threatened me all along the way that if I don’t do what he wants me to do he will prosecute me to the ends of the earth, basically.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. the great holiday hedge fund bust
    Man Blows Off Feds, Law & Order Style“We … declined the young gentleman’s gracious offer to wear a wire and therefore ensnare you in their devious web.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. FBI Raids Three Hedge-Fund OfficesAnd more could be on the way.
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. white men who can say whatever they want ‘cause they’re old
    Warren Buffett Admits Whole Trickle-Down Thing Basically a LieThe rich actually just like to keep their extra cash in giant piles.
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. white men who have been known to get jiggy
    Bank of England Official Reveals Self to Be Dancing Queen“Chuck Prince’s disco inferno causes murder on the dance floor,” said Andrew Haldane, the Bank of England’s executive director for financial stability, in a speech.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. smelling a rattner
    Rattner’s Quadrangle to Go Out, Phoenix-StyleThe firm will change names and leadership in the coming weeks, according to the ‘Post.’
    By Chris Rovzar
  51. dr. doom
    Nouriel Roubini Now Adding Jokes to His RepetoireDr. Doom lightens up, sort of.
    By Jessica Pressler
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