1. citi of dreams
    Citigroup CEO Would Rather Not Know What Failure of His Bank Would Look LikeWhy dwell on the negative?
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. friends with benefits
    John Paulson to Thank Alan Greenspan for Screwing Up the Economy to Their Mutual BenefitFriends with benefits get together for a chat.
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. from the online diary of paul krugman
    Paul Krugman Is Happy There Are People Richer Than He Is Because It’s Easier to Judge Them Without Looking Hypocritical“I’ve always found extreme inequality at the top rather relaxing from my own point of view.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. inequality
    The Real Income Inequality GapIt’s between the rich and the crazy rich.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. bons mots
    Jamie Dimon Looks on the Bright Side“Nothing is worse than it was a year ago.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. outrages
    Poor Hedge-Fund Managers See Rising Cost of Health CarePeople at multimillion-dollar firms find higher deductibles “troubling.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. mysteries revealed
    Goldman Sachs to Reveal Magical Formula for Making MoneyA report from Goldman Sachs will reveal details about the secretive firm.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. fierceness
    Private Equity CEO Lynn Tilton Whips Men, and Companies, Into Shape“It’s only men that I strip and flip. My companies I hold long and close to my heart.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. the enforcer
    SEC Charges Four More in Galleon Insider-Trading CaseSEC director Robert Khuzami expresses fresh outrage.
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. dicks
    Former Investment Banker’s Human-Trafficking Business Is BoomingMail-order brides are really cost-effective, aptly named Wharton grad Joseph Weiner explains.
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. the daily intel dwarf economic index
    Dwarf Activity Suggests U.K. Economy Getting Back on TrackA British investment bank seeks to hire dwarfs.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. intelleaks
    Lloyd Blankfein’s Secret Facebook FeedContrary to what they’d like us to believe, Goldman Sachs employees have been on Facebook a long time.
    By Daily Intelligencer
  14. fi-cri fallout
    The Immortal Life of Martha KunkleA credit-card company took her signature without asking. That signature never died.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. white men with money
    ‘As Many of You Are Aware, at the End of Every Year I Lock Myself in a Bank Vault for a Couple Days With All of My Money’A spoof of hedge-fund investor letters.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. white men who throw money at the problem
    Steven Rattner and Andrew Cuomo Make a DealThe former car czar agrees to pay $10 million, and apologizes for talking out of school.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. bonus season
    Goldman Bonuses to Hit Record Lows?Compensation at the firm this year is said to be at the second-lowest level since going public.
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. bonus season
    Women on Wall Street Don’t Think They Deserve Big BonusesIn a survey, most were happy to be getting bonuses at all.
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. a very cuomo christmas
    With Christmas Suit Against Ernst & Young, Cuomo Continues Long Tradition of Ass KickingArea man explains.
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. passage to prison
    Accused Ponzi Schemer Finds Out the Hard Way That the Feds Read Jail MailDisgraced financier Ken Starr’s prison love notes revealed.
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. fi-cri fallout
    Cuomo: Ernst & Young Knew Lehman’s Carpet Didn’t Match the DrapesFiguratively speaking.
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. the unpaid
    Beware of the Wall Street ‘Zeros’Sapped of their life force — bonuses — these creatures stalk the halls, moaning and wailing.
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. economic indicators
    Pastry Presence Indicates Citigroup Is Back on TrackThe embattled superbank can once again afford doughnuts.
    By Jessica Pressler
  24. bonus season
    Morgan Stanley CEO Will ‘Personally Escort’ Out Employees Who Leak Bonus InfoJames Gorman offers employees unique opportunity for face time with the boss.
    By Jessica Pressler
  25. war-mart
    You Might Be Surprised by What New Yorkers Think of Wal-MartThey like it, and most of them want one in their neighborhood.
    By Chris Rovzar
  26. economic indicators
    Dwarf for Hire: ‘Life Is Good’Introducing the Daily Intel Dwarf Economic Index.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. made-off
    Bernie Madoff’s Debts Have Fallen Even Further Down the Family TreeFive Madoff grandchildren are named in lawsuits to recover funds for Ponzi scheme victims.
  28. ink-stained wretches
    Fellow Times Reporters Still Bitching About Andrew Ross SorkinAlthough now they’re even more afraid.
    By Chris Rovzar
  29. economic indicators
    Goldman Sachs Allowed to Celebrate the Holidays This YearThe firm will be hosting at least one holiday party this year.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. signs
    Philip Falcone Assures Us He Has Nothing to Be Worried AboutWith his accessories.
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. talking heads
    John Kinnucan Wouldn’t Sing for Feds, But Now He Won’t Shut Up“If I don’t raise my voice, nobody will, because everyone has gone underground.”
  32. white men with money
    Barry Diller Steps Down as CEO of IACAnd with this move, his decades-long partnership with John Malone is effectively over.
    By Chris Rovzar
  33. sticking up for the not-so-little guy
    Jamie Dimon, Rebel With a CauseJPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon is consumed by the need for justice … for bankers.
    By Jessica Pressler
  34. orszgasm
    Citigroup in Talks to Hire Peter OrszagThe former White House budget director is a busy bee these days.
    By Chris Rovzar
  35. working
    Finally, an Assistant Worth HiringHe will find you an ethnic baby to make fun of AND fake an injury to get you a discount.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. the white collar criminal justice system
    In Midst of Lambasting Rattner, Cuomo Pitches New Law & Order SpinoffDamn, this guy is good.
    By Jessica Pressler
  37. making an assange out of bofa
    WikiLeaks Targeting Bank of America? (Updated)A 2009 interview with the founder and suspected half-vampire Julian Assange suggests possibly.
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. white men with money
    Baby Talk Encouraged by CEO of Barclays“Talk to me like a 2-year-old.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  39. goldman sachs
    Goldman Threatens to ‘Declaw’ Party-Boy Partner KimballOuch.
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. stool pigeons
    Wife of SAC Capital Executive Caves to CopsHedge-fund wife gives up husband; admits wrongdoing.
    By Jessica Pressler
  41. optics
    MBA Candidates Who Have Essays Written for Them ‘Are Not Trying to Be Unethical’They’re just too busy to do it themselves.
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. the great holiday hedge fund bust
    Wall Street ‘Hero’ John Kinnucan Explains HimselfHe might have worn a wire if the Feds had been nicer.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. innovation
    Citigroup Trying Out This Negative-Publicity Thing?Beleaguered bank tests new marketing strategy.
    By Jessica Pressler
  44. don chu forget about me
    First Arrest Made in Fed’s Insider-Trading SweepDon Ching Trang Chu has been charged with securities fraud.
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. immortal icons
    Bruce Willis Promises the People of Moscow He Will Never Drop DeadThe ‘Die Hard’ star becomes the face of a Russian bank.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. bad luck charms
    Wall Street’s Relationship With Dwarves: A Short HistoryIt’s all fun and games until you hire a little person.
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. made-off
    Madoff Trustee Sues UBS for $2 BillionSwiss bank “looked the other way” when it came to Madoff trades, lawyer says.
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. the great american insult machine
    Matt Taibbi Fails to Recognize Own InsultForgot which TV personality he called a “douch-wad.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. folk heros
    Analyst Who Refused to Cooperate With FBI Hailed As HeroJohn Kinnucan is lauded on CNBC.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. the business of america
    Business Upset That Under Obama They Have Achieved Only the Highest Profits EverThanks for nothing, Obama.
    By Dan Amira
  51. swimming with sharks
    Federal Investigators Circling Steve CohenSAC Capital gets a subpoena.
    By Jessica Pressler
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