1. fierceness
    Private Equity CEO Lynn Tilton Whips Men, and Companies, Into Shape“It’s only men that I strip and flip. My companies I hold long and close to my heart.”
  2. the enforcer
    SEC Charges Four More in Galleon Insider-Trading CaseSEC director Robert Khuzami expresses fresh outrage.
  3. dicks
    Former Investment Banker’s Human-Trafficking Business Is BoomingMail-order brides are really cost-effective, aptly named Wharton grad Joseph Weiner explains.
  4. the daily intel dwarf economic index
    Dwarf Activity Suggests U.K. Economy Getting Back on TrackA British investment bank seeks to hire dwarfs.
  5. intelleaks
    Lloyd Blankfein’s Secret Facebook FeedContrary to what they’d like us to believe, Goldman Sachs employees have been on Facebook a long time.
  6. fi-cri fallout
    The Immortal Life of Martha KunkleA credit-card company took her signature without asking. That signature never died.
  7. white men with money
    ‘As Many of You Are Aware, at the End of Every Year I Lock Myself in a Bank Vault for a Couple Days With All of My Money’A spoof of hedge-fund investor letters.
  8. white men who throw money at the problem
    Steven Rattner and Andrew Cuomo Make a DealThe former car czar agrees to pay $10 million, and apologizes for talking out of school.
  9. bonus season
    Goldman Bonuses to Hit Record Lows?Compensation at the firm this year is said to be at the second-lowest level since going public.
  10. bonus season
    Women on Wall Street Don’t Think They Deserve Big BonusesIn a survey, most were happy to be getting bonuses at all.
  11. a very cuomo christmas
    With Christmas Suit Against Ernst & Young, Cuomo Continues Long Tradition of Ass KickingArea man explains.
  12. passage to prison
    Accused Ponzi Schemer Finds Out the Hard Way That the Feds Read Jail MailDisgraced financier Ken Starr’s prison love notes revealed.
  13. fi-cri fallout
    Cuomo: Ernst & Young Knew Lehman’s Carpet Didn’t Match the DrapesFiguratively speaking.
  14. the unpaid
    Beware of the Wall Street ‘Zeros’Sapped of their life force — bonuses — these creatures stalk the halls, moaning and wailing.
  15. economic indicators
    Pastry Presence Indicates Citigroup Is Back on TrackThe embattled superbank can once again afford doughnuts.
  16. bonus season
    Morgan Stanley CEO Will ‘Personally Escort’ Out Employees Who Leak Bonus InfoJames Gorman offers employees unique opportunity for face time with the boss.
  17. war-mart
    You Might Be Surprised by What New Yorkers Think of Wal-MartThey like it, and most of them want one in their neighborhood.
  18. economic indicators
    Dwarf for Hire: ‘Life Is Good’Introducing the Daily Intel Dwarf Economic Index.
  19. made-off
    Bernie Madoff’s Debts Have Fallen Even Further Down the Family TreeFive Madoff grandchildren are named in lawsuits to recover funds for Ponzi scheme victims.
  20. ink-stained wretches
    Fellow Times Reporters Still Bitching About Andrew Ross SorkinAlthough now they’re even more afraid.
  21. economic indicators
    Goldman Sachs Allowed to Celebrate the Holidays This YearThe firm will be hosting at least one holiday party this year.
  22. signs
    Philip Falcone Assures Us He Has Nothing to Be Worried AboutWith his accessories.
  23. talking heads
    John Kinnucan Wouldn’t Sing for Feds, But Now He Won’t Shut Up“If I don’t raise my voice, nobody will, because everyone has gone underground.”
  24. white men with money
    Barry Diller Steps Down as CEO of IACAnd with this move, his decades-long partnership with John Malone is effectively over.
  25. sticking up for the not-so-little guy
    Jamie Dimon, Rebel With a CauseJPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon is consumed by the need for justice … for bankers.
  26. orszgasm
    Citigroup in Talks to Hire Peter OrszagThe former White House budget director is a busy bee these days.
  27. working
    Finally, an Assistant Worth HiringHe will find you an ethnic baby to make fun of AND fake an injury to get you a discount.
  28. the white collar criminal justice system
    In Midst of Lambasting Rattner, Cuomo Pitches New Law & Order SpinoffDamn, this guy is good.
  29. making an assange out of bofa
    WikiLeaks Targeting Bank of America? (Updated)A 2009 interview with the founder and suspected half-vampire Julian Assange suggests possibly.
  30. white men with money
    Baby Talk Encouraged by CEO of Barclays“Talk to me like a 2-year-old.”
  31. goldman sachs
    Goldman Threatens to ‘Declaw’ Party-Boy Partner KimballOuch.
  32. stool pigeons
    Wife of SAC Capital Executive Caves to CopsHedge-fund wife gives up husband; admits wrongdoing.
  33. optics
    MBA Candidates Who Have Essays Written for Them ‘Are Not Trying to Be Unethical’They’re just too busy to do it themselves.
  34. the great holiday hedge fund bust
    Wall Street ‘Hero’ John Kinnucan Explains HimselfHe might have worn a wire if the Feds had been nicer.
  35. innovation
    Citigroup Trying Out This Negative-Publicity Thing?Beleaguered bank tests new marketing strategy.
  36. don chu forget about me
    First Arrest Made in Fed’s Insider-Trading SweepDon Ching Trang Chu has been charged with securities fraud.
  37. immortal icons
    Bruce Willis Promises the People of Moscow He Will Never Drop DeadThe ‘Die Hard’ star becomes the face of a Russian bank.
  38. bad luck charms
    Wall Street’s Relationship With Dwarves: A Short HistoryIt’s all fun and games until you hire a little person.
  39. made-off
    Madoff Trustee Sues UBS for $2 BillionSwiss bank “looked the other way” when it came to Madoff trades, lawyer says.
  40. the great american insult machine
    Matt Taibbi Fails to Recognize Own InsultForgot which TV personality he called a “douch-wad.”
  41. folk heros
    Analyst Who Refused to Cooperate With FBI Hailed As HeroJohn Kinnucan is lauded on CNBC.
  42. the business of america
    Business Upset That Under Obama They Have Achieved Only the Highest Profits EverThanks for nothing, Obama.
  43. swimming with sharks
    Federal Investigators Circling Steve CohenSAC Capital gets a subpoena.
  44. smelling a rattner
    Steven Rattner: Andrew Cuomo Is Trying to Ruin My Life, Birthday“He has basically threatened me all along the way that if I don’t do what he wants me to do he will prosecute me to the ends of the earth, basically.”
  45. the great holiday hedge fund bust
    Man Blows Off Feds, Law & Order Style“We … declined the young gentleman’s gracious offer to wear a wire and therefore ensnare you in their devious web.”
  46. FBI Raids Three Hedge-Fund OfficesAnd more could be on the way.
  47. white men who can say whatever they want ‘cause they’re old
    Warren Buffett Admits Whole Trickle-Down Thing Basically a LieThe rich actually just like to keep their extra cash in giant piles.
  48. white men who have been known to get jiggy
    Bank of England Official Reveals Self to Be Dancing Queen“Chuck Prince’s disco inferno causes murder on the dance floor,” said Andrew Haldane, the Bank of England’s executive director for financial stability, in a speech.
  49. smelling a rattner
    Rattner’s Quadrangle to Go Out, Phoenix-StyleThe firm will change names and leadership in the coming weeks, according to the ‘Post.’
  50. dr. doom
    Nouriel Roubini Now Adding Jokes to His RepetoireDr. Doom lightens up, sort of.
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