1. jpm we have a deal with the pigeons
    Would-be JPMorgan Employees Should Not Have a Soft Spot for BirdsBank seeks employees with serious faces, willingness to stomp on pigeons.
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. people who are doing their part to disempower the name hitler
    Hedge-Fund Manager Compares Ben Bernanke to Hitler“To me, the parallels are ominous.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. made-off
    Put Yourself in Bernie Madoff’s SlippersLiterally.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. moral tarpitude
    Does This Mean Free Ice Cream for Everyone Day Will Be Happening Soon?The government made $25.2 billion from its TARP investments.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. earnings
    Morgan Stanley Posts Disappointing EarningsThe firm reports a net loss of 67 percent.
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. florida and the things that go on there
    The Estate That Foreclosure Fees BuiltFlorida has the third-highest residential foreclosure rate in the United States, and no one has benefited from that more than lawyer David Stern.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Could Give a Hoot What Anyone Says About HimAnd that includes Elizabeth Warren, the president, and you.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. party chat
    Citigroup Chair Richard Parsons On His Magical Leather Jacket and Vikram Pandit’s Performance“Vikram is doing a terrific job. He really, actually is.”
    By Jada Yuan
  10. earnings report
    Bank of America, Goldman Sachs Post (Relatively) Weak EarningsBank of America lost $7.3 billion, Goldman just lost a little of its luster.
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. the fuck buddy of banks
    Don’t Look to Goldman Sachs to Fulfill Your Emotional Needs“Goldman isn’t there to give you the warm and fuzzies.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. schooled
    Attention, CBS Students: ‘Do Not Smother the Bankers’!Especially if you’re wearing a strong cologne.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. fi-cri fallout
    There’s a Difference Between a Ponzi Scheme and a Bank SchemeA JPMorgan executive explains.
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. slayers
    David Einhorn on St. Joe Company’s ‘Field of Schemes’We have to hand it to David Einhorn. When he goes in for the kill, he does it with panache.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. hey mr. tangerine man
    Public Will Be Deprived of Seeing Angelo Mozilo Tried in the ‘Flesh’ (Updated)The question is: Will the SEC allow themselves to be placated with a boatload of Angelo’s dirty cash? Oh, kidding, that’s not the question.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. white men with money
    The Party’s Over for Steve RattnerClosing the book on the car czar’s stellar career.
    By Steve Fishman
  17. aw shucks
    Bill Ackman Can’t Help That He’s Awesome and People Want to Get Close to Him“The investing world’s version of Elvis” is simply irresistible.
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. real-life gossip girls
    Paul Tudor Jones’s Daughter Thinks Now Is the Best Time to Be an ArtistMeet Miss Caroline Jones.
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. the sisterhood
    Citigroup Claims Women Were Fired for ‘Legitimate Business Reasons’“Limp handshakes” may or may not be one of them.
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. wisdom
    Original Goldbug Mr. T Rates the Metal a SellHe pities the fool hanging on to the metal in hopes it will continue to appreciate.
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. slaps in the face
    JPMorgan Insults All Employees of Burger KingThis is an outrage.
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. steven rattner
    Rattner Expected to Settle With SECThe former Obama car czar will agree to be banned from the securities industry.
    By Chris Rovzar
  23. bleeding hearts
    Money Manager Concedes There May Be Worse Things Than Having Lost Money in the Crisis“I am talking about growing up in ghettos, having no education or role models, going to prison.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  24. great minds
    From the Online Diary of Paul KrugmanThe Nobel-prizewinning economist is getting increasingly sassy on his blog.
    By Jessica Pressler and Bess Levin
  25. white men with money
    The Night Byron Wien, in a Sparkly Red Vest, Urged Us to Buy GoldThe Blackstone vice-chairman gives us financial advice.
    By Bennett Marcus
  26. nerd fights
    Niall Ferguson vs. Paul Krugman, Round 347“I’ve got history on my side, and he’s got an economic model from 1936. And we’ll see who was right.”
    By Bennett Marcus
  27. masters of the universe
    Cliff Asness, SuperheroHis special power? Being a gigantic jackass.
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. smooth moves
    Raj Rajaratnam’s ‘Oh Sh**t’ MomentIt almost got him caught!
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. fi-cri fallout
    Breaking: People Hastily Elevated During Financial Crisis May Not Be GeniusesAnalyst Meredith Whitney is not living up to some expectations.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. brief lives
    Peter Peterson, the Genius Pigpen of Blackstone“He would arrive at meetings with yellow Post-It notes adorning his suit jacket, placed there by his secretary to remind him to attend some charity ball or to call a CEO the next morning.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. yeah its just like that
    Warren Buffett: Wall Street Is Doing God’s WorkExcept for on the weekends.
    By Jessica Pressler
  32. women we love
    Lisa Falcone Will Not Be Held BackThe hedge-fund wife turns out in her feathered best.
    By Jessica Pressler
  33. ballsy crime
    Raj Rajaratnam Seemed ‘Relaxed’ at Pretrial HearingSuspicious.
    By Jessica Pressler
  34. real estate
    Ian Schrager: ‘I’m Selling My Half’ of the Gramercy Park HotelThe Studio 54 impresario is selling out to partners Aby Rosen and Michael Fuchs.
    By Julie Earle-Levine
  35. before they were billionaires
    David Tepper ‘Always Put Everything in His Mouth’A video of the billionaire hedge-fund manager’s early years.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. lehftovers
    Anonymous Bidder Pays $66,355 for Lehman Brothers SignAnd somewhere in Greenwich, Dick Fuld clears out space in his garage.
    By Jessica Pressler
  37. white men with money
    The Making of Philip FalconeEach hedge-fund manager’s reasons for amassing more money than God are little bit different, and a little bit the same.
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. formal friday
    Mike Mayo Knows Exactly What He’s Wearing to Meet Vikram PanditJust because he hates Citigroup doesn’t mean he won’t show it respect.
    By Jessica Pressler
  39. pandit-bear
    Still No Raise for Vikram PanditSad trombone sound for Citigroup CEO.
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. business
    HSBC CEO to Step DownGeoghegan to be replaced by Stuart Gulliver.
    By Josh Duboff
  41. media
    Washington Post Company Authorizes Stock RepurchaseThe company may buy back up to 10 percent of its common stock.
    By Chris Rovzar
  42. training day
    Banker Boot Camp Trains Wall Street’s Next GenerationAttendees at a “Training the Street” workshop race to complete spreadsheets and price Hermès.
    By Kevin Roose
  43. ink-stained wretches
    New York Times Company Expects Third-Quarter LossAfter yesterday’s announcement, share prices dropped.
    By Chris Rovzar
  44. real-life gossip girls
    Emma Lasry: ‘Everyone Assumes I Don’t Do Anything and I Just Spend My Father’s Money’The aspiring pop star and “Closet Bitch” discusses the pros and cons of having a billionaire father.
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. women we love
    Lisa Falcone: ‘God Gave Me Something That I’m Better at Than Anyone Else. And That’s Being Me.’She really is good at it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. only in new york kids
    Missing $1.4 Million Painting Found Hanging in Some Dude’s BathroomDoorman found it in some bushes.
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. tarpies
    Obama To Name Elizabeth Warren To Special Advisory RoleBypassing Senate confirmation hearing.
    By Josh Duboff
  48. bankstas
    Will Rapping Allen Mask ‘Have to Take a Furlough’ From Goldman Sachs?Let’s hope not.
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. ironies
    AIG Was Cut Out of Wall Street 2 for Being ‘Too Complex’Former chairman’s film debut ends up on the cutting room floor.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. economic indicators
    Depressed Alan Greenspan Scares Suits at Council on Foreign Relations“Our choice is not between good and bad, it’s between terrible and worse.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  51. wall street warriors
    Accused Ponzi Schemer Gives Prison a Two Out of ThreeGuy Chimay finds the guards at his North Carolina prison pleasant enough, but the food isn’t quite up to snuff.
    By Jessica Pressler
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