1. made-off
    Put Yourself in Ruth Madoff’s ShoesLiterally!
  2. white men with money
    Former Bear Stearns Exec Loses $22 Million in One Hand of PokerFormer Bear Stearns head of corporate strategy finished sixth in the World Series of Poker.
  3. white men who are literary as well as handsome
    The Reading Habits of Wall Street CEOsUnsurprisingly, they prefer to read about great men.
  4. white men who can stuff their sorries in a sack
    Former Citigroup Co-Chairman Apologizes for Creating a Monster“I’m sorry,” Reed, 70, told Bloomberg.
  5. ink-stained wretches
    Kushner Wanted Sorkin for Observer JobThe star ‘Times’ business reporter is in demand.
  6. crimes of fashion
    White Collar Crime, Without The CollarA white-collar perp walk, without the collar.
  7. ballsy crime
    Fourteen Arrested for Insider Trading (Updated)The ringleader was known to the SEC as “Octopussy.”
  8. white men with money
    Goldman, Barclays Bankers Preach Gospel of the Bonus“Profit is not Satanic.”
  9. white men with money
    Gasparino: ‘People Think Because I Go on TV and Scream a Lot I Don’t Have Half a Brain in My Head’Moe Tkacik talks to CNBC’s Charlie Gasparino about the crisis, the worst people on Wall Street, and his new book, ‘The Sellout.’
  10. dr. doom
    Dr. Doom Is HiringThe economy at large may still be in trouble, but the market for pessimism is apparently flush.
  11. ballsy crimes
    Sir Allen Stanford Is Just Allen StanfordFirst he loses his freedom, now he loses his knighthood.
  12. dr. doom
    The Two Nouriel RoubinisAfter hours, Dr. Doom becomes Dr. Fun.
  13. made-off
    Bernie and the BlowhardBernie tells colorful stories about his friends at the SEC.
  14. scenes from a meltdown
    CIT Finally Files for BankruptcyTaxpayers can kiss their $2.3 billion goodbye.
  15. relics of the boom
    Frozen in Time: The Offices of Duff Capital AdvisorsPhilip Duff’s hedge fund died, but the offices are still there to remind us of what things looked like Before The Crash.
  16. early and often
    Tim Geithner’s Life Is Much Worse Than We ThinkAccording to the Treasury secretary.
  17. the greatest depression
    New York Still the Center of the Financial UniverseYay?
  18. ballsy crimes
    Raj Rajaratnam Tried to Get Caught But No One Would Catch HimAlmost busted in 2000 and 2001.
  19. the greatest depression
    Burglars Now Too Poor to Afford Proper MasksA pair of criminals tried to disguise themselves using household goods. Failed.
  20. ballsy crime
    Raj Rajaratnam Would Never Abandon All That Sweet Real Estate Just to Avoid Prison“The idea that Mr. Rajaratnam would simply abandon those properties … is neither realistic nor credible.”
  21. before they were rock stars
    Jamie Dimon’s High-School Yearbook Photos Reveal Smoldering Band Geek, Nature LoverThe JPMorgan CEO in his adolescent glory.
  22. the geithnerator
    Tim Geithner Not As Baby-Faced As He Used to BeThe events of the past year have aged the Treasury secretary. Also, he’s a year older, so there’s that.
  23. white men with money
    Pay Czar Throws Wall Street a BoneIncreases base pay after cutting overall compensation.
  24. bad business deals
    As NY Fed President, Tim Geithner Charged $13 Billion of Crappy CDOs to Taxpayer TabAwkward.
  25. ballsy crime
    Before He Was Arrested for Insider Trading, Bob Was the Most Fun Guy at the OfficeThe IBM executive arrested for giving tips to the Galleon Group was known for his fun outfits and office games.
  26. made-off
    Madoff Associate Found Dead in Swimming PoolJeffry Picower was accused of reaping $7 billion from Madoff’s scheme.
  27. tarpies
    CIT CEO’s Wife Is Very Angry at Barack Obama for Cutting Wall Street SalariesNot that she is biased or anything.
  28. what other people think
    Pay Czar’s Plan Getting Low MarksIs Ken Feinberg’s plan to cut Wall Street’s pay an effective smackdown, or a case of too little, too late?
  29. made-off
    Lawsuit Claims Madoff Loved Cocaine, Topless PartiesHis office was known as “The North Pole.”
  30. white men who don’t know when to call it a day
    John Meriwether to Take Another Shot at That Hedge Fund Thing We guess the Long-Term Capital Management head is hoping the third time’s the charm?
  31. the greatest depression
    Treasury Orders Pay Cuts for Rich Guys at Bailed-Out CompaniesBut they’ll still be rich.
  32. white men with money
    Andrew Ross Sorkin’s Book Party Was Filled With CEOs, Warts and AllAnd we were there.
  33. the greatest depression
    The Financial-Crisis Lit Cheat SheetThe best bits from the flood of books recapping last year’s Wall Street meltdown.
  34. ballsy crimes
    Madoff Eats Pizza Cooked by a PervAnd he shares his cell with a drug dealer.
  35. ballsy crimes
    Alleged Inside-Trader Anil Kumar Is SadWhich is why it’s so weird to listen to his song, which is very, very happy.
  36. white men with money
    Icahn Moves to Save CITAw, somebody cares.
  37. ballsy crime
    Rajaratnam Gave Lots of Money to the Tamil TigersThis isn’t going to end well.
  38. ballsy crime
    Hedge-Funder Raj Rajaratnam Got Cranky When People Refused to Partake in His Insider-Trading SchemeRaj Rajaratnam, the billionaire founder of New York–based hedge fund Galleon Group, has been arrested. Things look pretty bad.
  39. ceoh no!
    Former Merrill Lynch CEO Comes Late to the Frugality TrendStan O’Neal chooses coach, a little too late.
  40. staycations
    Mark Madoff Just Wanted to Be Somebody Else for a DaySomebody who could afford a nice hotel room, for instance.
  41. complicated feelings
    Bank of America Posts $1 Billion LossThis makes us feel less bad about CEO Ken Lewis getting no pay this year.
  42. white men we’re worried about
    Ken Lewis Ordered to Pay Bank of America $1 Million for the Pleasure of Working ThereKen Lewis, the outgoing CEO of Bank of America, will get no salary or bonus for 2009, and he’ll have to pay them $1 million.
  43. aggravating insurance giants
    Live at AIG HeadquartersPart of 70 Pine Street, the old AIG headquarters in the financial district, will be converted into residential condominiums.
  44. obfuscations
    Citigroup Posts Loss, Tries to Make It Sound Like ProfitNo one was really fooled.
  45. goldmanfellas
    Goldman Sachs Nets Another $3 BillionAnd is anyone happy about it? No.
  46. ballsy crimes
    Sickly Schemer’s Trial Delayed Two MonthsAllen Stanford spits up blood in a Texas courtroom.
  47. the greatest depression
    NYSE Threatened by Upstart ExchangesIs Kansas the new Wall Street? Nah.
  48. the greatest depression
    Dow Closes Above 10,00010,015.86, to be exact.
  49. intel
    How to Buy Toxic Assets, and How Bloomberg Got a Bargain on Business WeekNot that the two are related.
  50. the greatest depression
    It’s Okay to Be Happy About the Dow Hitting 10,000“A lot of people make fun of these milestones, but I think that it has an effect on psychology,” says an analyst.
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