1. white men with money
    ‘I’ve Given So Many Depositions I Swear to Tell the Whole Truth When I Order Dinner in a Restaurant’Pequot Capital founder Arthur Samberg is closing his hedge fund after being targeted by the SEC yet again.
  2. chatwal chatter
    Vikram Chatwal, Mortgage-Crisis VictimThe lender who held the Dream Hotel’s mortgage has collapsed, and rates are way down.
  3. the greatest depression
    Unemployed Now Need to Compete With People Who Will Work for FreeSorry, jobless.
  4. white men with money
    Never Ask Warren Buffett to Help You PukeLessons learned from ‘The Snowball.’
  5. white men with money
    Richard Fuld Not Selling His Park Avenue Apartment After AllLast week’s brief listing was just a tease.
  6. white men with money
    Hedge-Funder Cliff Asness Admits He Has a Little Problem With AngerThe scribe behind one of the best eff-you letters of the financial crisis is open about his personal demons.
  7. the downturnaround
    The Good Times Are Over, Long Live the Okay TimesSo you have to trade your filet for a ham sandwich. Big deal.
  8. scandals
    Dick Parsons Has a ‘Love Child’But it will likely not grow up in a cold, run-down tenement slum.
  9. ink-stained wretches
    NYT Mag Writer Edmund Andrews Neglected to Mention One Little Thing in His Mortgage OpusBut it was kind of an important thing.
  10. aig
    Edward Liddy To Step Down at AIGAnd we think we know why.
  11. the greatest depression
    Breaking: Wall Street Isn’t Going to Go Back to Being Exactly Like It Used to BeA startling report issued by the Independent Budget Office reveals that the economic crisis will likely impact the financial community.
  12. the gorilla
    Richard Fuld Resigns As Lehman Brothers ChairmanWe know – we totally forgot he still had that job, too.
  13. kelly land
    CNBC’s Jeff Macke Doesn’t Understand Why People Are Confused When He Speaks “Am I going crazy? Yes or no?”
  14. white men with exotic collections
    Further Evidence That Former Lehman CEO Richard Fuld Is Pure EvilPhotos of his apartment reveal the Gorilla had some odd trinkets.
  15. white men with money
    If We Were Friends With John Paulson, Part IIIWhat our conversation with the billionaire hedge-funder would be like if we were, like, buddies.
  16. terrible optics
    Bank Executives Get Bonuses When Their Employees DieMore bad PR for Bank of America, and others.
  17. white men with money
    J. Ezra Merkin Forced to ResignAttorney General Cuomo has ousted the Madoff investor, accused of fraud, from his managing position at what’s left of his three hedge funds.
  18. the greatest depression
    Banks Could Start Paying Back TARP Funds As Early As Next WeekMorgan Stanley has already requested to be allowed to repay its $10 billion in TARP debt.
  19. the great stimulation
    Tim Geithner Would Prefer You Not Use the Words ‘Federal’ or ‘Bailout’ When Talking About the Federal Bailout of CaliforniaThe state just needs a “little something to tide it over” is all.
  20. ink-stained wretches
    Only a Moron Would Go Into Journalism, Harvard Prof Tells JournalistAnd everyone knows Harvard kids “aren’t stupid.”
  21. white men with money
    What’s Donald Trump’s Worth?Depends on how he’s feeling that day.
  22. seeking help
    The Crippling Guilt of Not Caring About the EconomyAs a journalist, what do you do when you can’t feign interest?
  23. made-off
    Madoff Sentencing Postponed So Judge Can Hold Essay ContestIt’s more fun this way.
  24. white men with sweaters
    Hank Morris Further Sullied by Association With That Pothead Jimmy CayneThe ‘Times’ discovers a link between the alleged pension schemer and Bear Stearns CEO.
  25. the fabulous noels
    Noel Sisters Had ‘Supreme Self-Confidence’Walter and Monica were likable, says a former employee, whereas their daughters were, um…
  26. orange men with money
    SEC Readying Charges Against Angelo Mozilo, FinallyThe former Countrywide CEO may be charged with violating insider-trading laws and failure to disclose material information to shareholders.
  27. the greatest depression
    Unstyling the RichDuring the boom, everyone wanted to be a stylist. Now, the hot new career is unstyling.
  28. aig
    Congress, Liddy Spar Over Details of AIG Restructuring PlanCongress, for the good of the American public, wants details — but AIG, for the good of the American public, doesn’t want to give them.
  29. made-off
    Some Madoff Investors Made Off Better Than OthersAs the smoke clears, Madoff’s investors are finding out that some of the people that they’ve been commiserating with made off a lot better than they did.
  30. this is not a cheerocracy
    Obama Now Planning to Cut Basically Everyone’s PayThe Obama administration is considering regulating compensation in the financial-services industry, and beyond.
  31. the greatest depression
    Tomorrow, AIG Plans to Bring ItEdward Liddy and three of AIG’s trustees are due in front of Congress tomorrow, and they are pumped.
  32. the greatest depression
    Westchester Wife Forced to Downgrade to HondaThey’re the new “It” cars, apparently.
  33. the fabulous noels
    Noels Not Banned From Country Club After AllSorry, Schadenfreudenkinder.
  34. the greatest depression
    Victoria Gotti Is the New ‘Face’ of Subprime DebtGetting foreclosed upon could be the best thing to happen to Victoria Gotti.
  35. ink-stained wretches
    Stephen King Is Too Rich to Care About People Stealing His BooksLet them eat Funyuns.
  36. white men with money
    Bill Ackman Doesn’t So Much Raid Companies As Cuddle Them Really HardThe gadfly investor discussed his proxy battle against Target at a “town hall”-style meeting with investors yesterday.
  37. ballsy crime
    Marc Dreier Has Joined the Group ‘Most Egregious Frauds in History’The New York lawyer pleads guilty to a $700 million fraud, and gains admittance to the last elite club that will have him.
  38. the rich hunt
    Oprah: ‘It’s Great to Have a Private Jet’Let the healing begin.
  39. ink-stained wretches
    Those Who Steal NYT Content Will Be Squashed Like BugsIf the paper so chooses.
  40. made-off
    Bernie Madoff’s Cameltoe: More Evidence of WrongdoingThough of what nature we’re not even sure.
  41. it’s funny because it’s true
    America Ready for Government to Start Lying Again“What I want is for someone to tell me with a straight face that the GDP is through the roof so that I can feel better and instantly forget what all these terms even mean.”
  42. the greatest depression
    The Last Meals of Bear StearnsA new book details the nail-biting, or just biting, last days of the storied investment firm.
  43. the greatest depression
    Edward Liddy Presents ‘Project Destiny’Edward Liddy’s new restructuring plan will melt Barney Frank’s face off.
  44. white men with money
    New York Fed Chairman Resigns Despite Being Totally InnocentStephen Friedman sees “no conflict” in his procuring shares of Goldman Sachs.
  45. it just happened
    Stress-Test Results Are Here!More anticipated than the next ‘Twilight’ novel, more feared than ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ the ‘Supervisory Capital Assessment Program: Overview of Results’ is FINALLY OUT.
  46. made-off
    J. Ezra Merkin Accused of Being ‘Sophisticated’A new $500 million suit filed against the manager of one of Bernie Madoff’s largest feeder funds says he was smart enough to know what was going on.
  47. ceoh no!
    Certain CEOs Have 30 Days to Convince People They Are Not MoronsWhich is going to be tough for some, who have spent the last year convincing people of precisely the opposite.
  48. you’ve got hate mail
    Hedge-Funder Cliff Asness Is Not Afraid of Barack ObamaOkay, he’s a little afraid. But he’s going to be a man about it, at least.
  49. mysteries
    The Mystery of Bruce Bents I and IIExploring the underlying mystery behind what happened at the Reserve Primary Fund.
  50. the greatest depression
    Boulevard of Broken DividendsStamford, Connecticut, has fallen on hard times.
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