1. politics
    Sarah Palin’s Annointed Senate Candidate Decides That Question Time Is Over“You can ask me about background, you can ask me about personal issues. I’m not going to answer,” he said in response to reports that he lied about his income to receive welfare.
    By Avi Zenilman
  2. rand management
    Rand Paul Might Want to Outlaw Intern SexNow you have gone too far.
    By Dan Amira
  3. early and awkward
    Book Thrower Just Kind of an IdiotHe was a fan who wanted Obama to read his book.
    By Dan Amira
  4. the midterm snapshot
    The Midterm Snapshot: October 11A look at what’s happening in the race for Congress right now.
    By Dan Amira
  5. frontiers of pandering
    Here Is a Video of Carly Fiorina TrillingVery impressive.
    By Dan Amira
  7. who throws a book?
    Someone Threw a Book at President ObamaThey missed.
    By Dan Amira
  8. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino’s Team Has Armed Itself With ‘Evidence’ That Andrew Cuomo Is ‘Anti-Semitic’He is friends with Russell Simmons! Egad!
    By Chris Rovzar
  9. paladinosaur
    Wouldn’t Carl Paladino’s Remarks Yesterday Have Made More Sense If Someone Had Said It This Way?““I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting married and raising one family, and I don’t want them brainwashed into thinking that committing adultery and raising two separate secret families is an equally valid and successful option.”
    By Chris Rovzar
  10. politics
    Today in Non-Paladino HomophobiaEight people in the Bronx are arraigned for beating and torturing a gay man, while thousands of anti-gay rioters in Serbia wreak havoc.
    By Avi Zenilman
  11. early and awful
    Republican Congressional Nominee Has a ‘Purely Historical’ Interest in Dressing Up As a Nazi“I’ve always been fascinated by the fact that here was a relatively small country accomplished incredible things.”
    By Mike Vilensky
  12. weird al greene
    Alvin Greene Has an Awesome New Campaign StrategyJust repeat something bad you made up about your opponent over and over again.
    By Dan Amira
  13. midterm snapshot
    The Midterm Snapshot: October 8A look at where the race for Congress stands today.
    By Dan Amira
  14. early and awkward
    Sharron Angle Is Saying More Things That People Don’t UnderstandSharia law has taken over Dearborn, Michigan, and a town in Texas that doesn’t exist, Angle claims.
    By Dan Amira
  15. america’s sweetheart
    Nobody Wants to Say That Sarah Palin Is Qualified to Be PresidentChristine O’Donnell dodges the question just like Joe Miller did.
    By Dan Amira
  16. early and awkward
    Always Hang Up the Phone Completely Before Calling Someone a WhoreCalifornia gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown has learned this the hard way.
    By Dan Amira
  17. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Definitely Didn’t ApologizeInstead, he drops more allusions to Andrew Cuomo’s alleged affairs.
    By Dan Amira
  18. early and often
    Andrew Cuomo Will Debate the Manhattan Madam, and (Almost) All the Other Gubernatorial CandidatesBut, notably, not Carl Paladino.
    By Chris Smith
  19. midterm snapshot
    The Midterm Snapshot: October 7A look at where the race for Congress stands today.
    By Dan Amira
  20. early and awkward
    At Least One Candidate for Congress Has Fellated a Reindeer Dildo NoseMeet Krystal Ball, Democratic congressional candidate in Virginia.
    By Dan Amira
  21. early and often
    Hicks Don’t Wear Thin StripesSave that for fancy-pants Philadelphia.
    By Dan Amira
  22. crimes and misdemeanors
    Alan Hevesi Pleads Guilty to Class E FelonyE! That is almost as bad as an LMNOP felony.
    By Chris Rovzar
  23. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Is Going to Say Something on TV TonightPaladino buys airtime across the state for mysterious announcement.
    By Dan Amira
  24. the new adventures of old christine
    Polls Show Christine O’Donnell Way Behind CoonsOnly a third of her supporters would be “very disappointed” if she lost.
    By Josh Duboff
  25. miller time
    Joe Miller Clearly Does Not Care About Upsetting Todd PalinHe says Sarah Palin is qualified to be president because she is constitutionally eligible.
    By Dan Amira
  26. we feel like we’re taking crazy pills
    How Did Obama Go to Pakistan in 1981? On a PlaneAn ex-congressman running for his former seat repeats a completely disproven Obama conspiracy theory.
    By Dan Amira
  27. Todd Palin Admits He ‘Got His Wires Crossed,’ a.k.a. Screwed UpNothing to see here!
    By Dan Amira
  28. politispeak translator 5000
    Translating Hillary Clinton on the Switcheroo RumorsWhat is Hillary really saying about the rumors that she’ll become a VP candidate in 2012?
    By Dan Amira
  29. early and awkward
    Another Meg Whitman Domestic Worker Getting All UppityA former nanny calls Whitman “cheap.”
    By Dan Amira
  30. early and awful
    Save the Last Dance Enemy Jim Russell Sues People for Calling His Racist Views RacistDefinitely a lawsuit with merit, right there.
    By Dan Amira
  31. Obama Administration Denies Bob Woodward’s Sordid Swapping RumorsWhich aren’t even new.
    By Dan Amira
  32. america’s sweetheart
    E-mails Reveal Sarah Palin–Joe Miller Clash Over Miller Comments“Sarah put her ass on the line for Joe and yet he can’t answer a simple question.”
    By Josh Duboff
  33. the great switcheroo
    Clinton-Biden Switch ‘On the Table,’ Woodward SaysHe adds that Hilary could “run in her own right” in 2016.
    By Josh Duboff
  34. early and often
    Donald Trump: I’m ‘Seriously Considering’ Running for President“I’m totally being serious because I can’t stand what’s happening to the country.”
    By Josh Duboff
  35. joetorious
    Joe Biden: ‘If I Hear One More Republican Tell Me About Balancing the Budget, I Am Going to Strangle Them’“To the press: that’s a figure of speech.”
    By Chris Rovzar
  36. the politispeak translator 5000
    Translating Chris ChristieWe run the New Jersey governor through our sophisticated supercomputer.
    By Dan Amira
  37. early and often
    YouTube Has Scared Candidates Into HidingCandidates from Christine O’Donnell to Rand Paul to Sharron Angle are hiding from the press and the public.
    By Dan Amira
  38. equal rites
    Mayor Bloomberg’s New Ad to Support Legalizing Gay MarriageWatch the ad.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  39. paladinosaur
    CNN Hosts Wanted to Talk About ‘Gutter Nonsense,’ Paladino SaysAlso: “This will be the end of Andrew Cuomo’s career.”
    By Josh Duboff
  40. the new adventures of old christine
    Christine O’Donnell’s First Campaign Ad: ‘I’m Not a Witch’“I’ll go to Washington and do what you’d do.”
    By Josh Duboff
  41. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Is the Only One Who Remembers the Time He Helped Negotiate a Hostage SituationIt was the seventies. Memories were notoriously hazy.
    By Dan Amira
  42. the new adventures of old christine
    Christine O’Donnell Thinks She Has Access to Classified Chinese War PlansChina is plotting to take over America, she warned in 2006.
    By Dan Amira
  43. early and awkward
    People Start to Notice That Rahm Emanuel Hasn’t Been Living in ChicagoSo … he’s not allowed to be mayor.
    By Dan Amira
  44. early and awkward
    Political Ad Has Most Ominous Music EverNot surprisingly, a candidate’s Arab-ness is the reason.
    By Dan Amira
  45. early and often
    Sharron Angle Caught on Tape Offering to Share Her Special Juice With OpponentAnd trashes the Republican Party.
    By Dan Amira
  46. early and awesome
    Illiterate Clown Elected to Brazilian CongressLiterally.
    By Dan Amira
  47. early and often
    Does Donald Trump Want to Be Hired … by America?A mysterious phone poll in New Hampshire tests the Donald’s viability as a presidential candidate.
    By Dan Amira
  48. andrew cuomo
    Cuomo Says Paladino Is ‘Preying on Fear’Doesn’t mention his opponent by name.
    By Josh Duboff
  49. politics as unusual
    Christine O’Donnell Is ‘Currently Taking Applications for a Husband’Eccentric Republican seeks same.
    By Mike Vilensky
  50. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Is Back to the Whole ‘Cuomo Had an Affair’ ThingThis time he says he DOES have evidence of an affair, even though yesterday he said he didn’t.
    By Chris Rovzar
  51. the great switcheroo
    Clinton-Biden Switcheroo Speculation ContinuesBush’s chief of staff wouldn’t be surprised if Hillary became Obama’s running mate in 2012.
    By Dan Amira
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