1. don’t ask don’t tell
    Pentagon to Comply With Ruling to Halt ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ PolicyThat’s even though the Obama administration has moved to appeal a recent ruling.
    By Chris Rovzar
  2. politics
    The Constitutional Fight to Repeal Health Reform Keeps on KickingA federal judge in Florida sympathizes with the claim that the bill is unconstitutional.
    By Avi Zenilman
  3. white men with money
    The Party’s Over for Steve RattnerClosing the book on the car czar’s stellar career.
    By Steve Fishman
  4. fauxtrage
    Michelle Obama Taints Entire ElectionShe was caught electioneering in a polling place.
    By Dan Amira
  5. 2012
    Joe Biden Reveals President Obama’s Secret Plan to Run for ReelectionAs Robert Gibbs pretends he has no idea what Obama is thinking.
    By Dan Amira
  7. early and awkward
    Guy Who Might Actually Serve in Congress Wants to Abolish Public SchoolsThat’s how they did it in the 1800s!
    By Dan Amira
  8. the new adventures of old christine
    Delaware Debate Demonstrates Why Everyone Loves Christine O’DonnellShe was asked about evolution, secret Chinese war plans, and the Supreme Court.
    By Dan Amira
  9. shot in the face
    Dick Cheney’s Shooting Victim SpeaksHarry Whittington hints that he’s still waiting for the vice-president to apologize for the February 2006 hunting accident.
    By Avi Zenilman
  10. the midterm snapshot
    The Midterm Snapshot: October 13A look at where the race for Congress stands today.
  11. early and awkward
    Sonia Sotomayor’s Nickname From Now On Is ‘Sarah Manorgan’A candidate for Senate in West Virginia is not familiar with her real name.
    By Dan Amira
  12. 2012
    White House Counting on the Tea Party in 2012To elect someone everyone else hates.
    By Dan Amira
  13. dirty sexy politics
    Blogger Who Claims to Have Had ‘Physical Relationship’ With Woman Is Talking About Alleged Physical Relationship AgainThe alleged Nikki Haley affair is back in the news, three weeks before Election Day.
    By Dan Amira
  14. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Apologizes As Gay Nephew Goes AWOLPaladino’s nephew hasn’t shown up to work this week.
    By Dan Amira
  15. the midterm snapshot
    The Midterm Snapshot: October 12A look at what’s happening in the race for Congress right now.
    By Dan Amira
  16. early and often
    Sharron Angle’s Cash Haul Says Something About America’s State of MindIt’s the second-best fund-raising haul for a Senate candidate, ever.
    By Dan Amira
  17. early and often
    Democrats’ ‘Foreign Money’ Scare Tactic Is Slowly Losing SteamWhy did Democrats think this was a winning issue, anyway?
    By Dan Amira
  18. easy money
    This Year, the Republican Bogeymen Donors Are RealOne of them is named Bruce Rastetter, he’s an energy executive in Iowa, and his group has spent millions of dollars on ads attacking Democrats.
    By Avi Zenilman
  19. politics
    Sarah Palin’s Annointed Senate Candidate Decides That Question Time Is Over“You can ask me about background, you can ask me about personal issues. I’m not going to answer,” he said in response to reports that he lied about his income to receive welfare.
    By Avi Zenilman
  20. rand management
    Rand Paul Might Want to Outlaw Intern SexNow you have gone too far.
    By Dan Amira
  21. early and awkward
    Book Thrower Just Kind of an IdiotHe was a fan who wanted Obama to read his book.
    By Dan Amira
  22. the midterm snapshot
    The Midterm Snapshot: October 11A look at what’s happening in the race for Congress right now.
    By Dan Amira
  23. frontiers of pandering
    Here Is a Video of Carly Fiorina TrillingVery impressive.
    By Dan Amira
  24. who throws a book?
    Someone Threw a Book at President ObamaThey missed.
    By Dan Amira
  25. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino’s Team Has Armed Itself With ‘Evidence’ That Andrew Cuomo Is ‘Anti-Semitic’He is friends with Russell Simmons! Egad!
    By Chris Rovzar
  26. paladinosaur
    Wouldn’t Carl Paladino’s Remarks Yesterday Have Made More Sense If Someone Had Said It This Way?““I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting married and raising one family, and I don’t want them brainwashed into thinking that committing adultery and raising two separate secret families is an equally valid and successful option.”
    By Chris Rovzar
  27. politics
    Today in Non-Paladino HomophobiaEight people in the Bronx are arraigned for beating and torturing a gay man, while thousands of anti-gay rioters in Serbia wreak havoc.
    By Avi Zenilman
  28. early and awful
    Republican Congressional Nominee Has a ‘Purely Historical’ Interest in Dressing Up As a Nazi“I’ve always been fascinated by the fact that here was a relatively small country accomplished incredible things.”
    By Mike Vilensky
  29. weird al greene
    Alvin Greene Has an Awesome New Campaign StrategyJust repeat something bad you made up about your opponent over and over again.
    By Dan Amira
  30. midterm snapshot
    The Midterm Snapshot: October 8A look at where the race for Congress stands today.
    By Dan Amira
  31. early and awkward
    Sharron Angle Is Saying More Things That People Don’t UnderstandSharia law has taken over Dearborn, Michigan, and a town in Texas that doesn’t exist, Angle claims.
    By Dan Amira
  32. america’s sweetheart
    Nobody Wants to Say That Sarah Palin Is Qualified to Be PresidentChristine O’Donnell dodges the question just like Joe Miller did.
    By Dan Amira
  33. early and awkward
    Always Hang Up the Phone Completely Before Calling Someone a WhoreCalifornia gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown has learned this the hard way.
    By Dan Amira
  34. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Definitely Didn’t ApologizeInstead, he drops more allusions to Andrew Cuomo’s alleged affairs.
    By Dan Amira
  35. early and often
    Andrew Cuomo Will Debate the Manhattan Madam, and (Almost) All the Other Gubernatorial CandidatesBut, notably, not Carl Paladino.
    By Chris Smith
  36. midterm snapshot
    The Midterm Snapshot: October 7A look at where the race for Congress stands today.
    By Dan Amira
  37. early and awkward
    At Least One Candidate for Congress Has Fellated a Reindeer Dildo NoseMeet Krystal Ball, Democratic congressional candidate in Virginia.
    By Dan Amira
  38. early and often
    Hicks Don’t Wear Thin StripesSave that for fancy-pants Philadelphia.
    By Dan Amira
  39. crimes and misdemeanors
    Alan Hevesi Pleads Guilty to Class E FelonyE! That is almost as bad as an LMNOP felony.
    By Chris Rovzar
  40. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Is Going to Say Something on TV TonightPaladino buys airtime across the state for mysterious announcement.
    By Dan Amira
  41. the new adventures of old christine
    Polls Show Christine O’Donnell Way Behind CoonsOnly a third of her supporters would be “very disappointed” if she lost.
    By Josh Duboff
  42. miller time
    Joe Miller Clearly Does Not Care About Upsetting Todd PalinHe says Sarah Palin is qualified to be president because she is constitutionally eligible.
    By Dan Amira
  43. we feel like we’re taking crazy pills
    How Did Obama Go to Pakistan in 1981? On a PlaneAn ex-congressman running for his former seat repeats a completely disproven Obama conspiracy theory.
    By Dan Amira
  44. Todd Palin Admits He ‘Got His Wires Crossed,’ a.k.a. Screwed UpNothing to see here!
    By Dan Amira
  45. politispeak translator 5000
    Translating Hillary Clinton on the Switcheroo RumorsWhat is Hillary really saying about the rumors that she’ll become a VP candidate in 2012?
    By Dan Amira
  46. early and awkward
    Another Meg Whitman Domestic Worker Getting All UppityA former nanny calls Whitman “cheap.”
    By Dan Amira
  47. early and awful
    Save the Last Dance Enemy Jim Russell Sues People for Calling His Racist Views RacistDefinitely a lawsuit with merit, right there.
    By Dan Amira
  48. Obama Administration Denies Bob Woodward’s Sordid Swapping RumorsWhich aren’t even new.
    By Dan Amira
  49. america’s sweetheart
    E-mails Reveal Sarah Palin–Joe Miller Clash Over Miller Comments“Sarah put her ass on the line for Joe and yet he can’t answer a simple question.”
    By Josh Duboff
  50. the great switcheroo
    Clinton-Biden Switch ‘On the Table,’ Woodward SaysHe adds that Hilary could “run in her own right” in 2016.
    By Josh Duboff
  51. early and often
    Donald Trump: I’m ‘Seriously Considering’ Running for President“I’m totally being serious because I can’t stand what’s happening to the country.”
    By Josh Duboff
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